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Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 9:40am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
..lie? ..sweery come to London Peckham & ask about me..y would I wanna lie about owing a range rover sport, 3 property & a cat?,,her name is ginger!

Mr.Cork,show us pix! And it would suffice us! angry

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Re: Guys..help! by Iaz93: 10:17am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: Madman,are you for real? Which day you begin chyke light-skinned babes?

Which day? Lol.

I don't put complexion into consideration when chyking..I just discovered my babe is light skin today. grin

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 10:19am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
..lie? ..sweery come to London Peckham & ask about me..y would I wanna lie about owing a range rover sport, 3 property & a cat?,,her name is ginger!

baba olowo. Pele o

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 10:20am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: More like a boyfriend.

lol. Not at all.

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 10:27am On Nov 26, 2013

Moved 2 joke section. Laffin out loud

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 10:50am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: lol. Not at all.

Then a husband? wink

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 10:52am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: Then a husband?

yes i guess cheesy

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 10:55am On Nov 26, 2013

Iaz93: Which day? Lol.

I don't put complexion into consideration when chyking..I just discovered my babe is light skin today.

So na today your eyes open way you know say your babe na light-skin? I suspect she must be bleaching!

Don't let Mr.Cork steal her from you oooo. grin

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 10:56am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: yes i guess

I would snatch you from him! tongue

Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 11:00am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: baba olowo. Pele o

...sweery am a *plaYa* not a fighter...by the way are u lightskin? angry

Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 11:02am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: Mr.Cork,show us pix! And it would suffice us!

..you want to sell my picture?

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:04am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
...sweery am a *plaYa* not a fighter...by the way are u lightskin?

no am green skinned

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:05am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: I would snatch you from him!

another man's wife? :/

Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 11:06am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: no am green skinned

...sweeery no oofwinsese but who is the man in yor picture profile?...is that u? undecided

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:08am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
...sweeery no oofwinsese but who is the man in yor picture profile?...is that u?

man?? ? I think it u should be the one

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:10am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: another man's wife? :/

Doesn't matter! You are not yet married to him. tongue

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:12am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
...sweery am a *plaYa* not a fighter...by the way are u lightskin?

Mr.Cork,are you still depressed? undecided

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:12am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
..you want to sell my picture?

Pix or you are lieing! angry

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:13am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: Doesn't matter! You are not yet married to him.

why den did u ask if am related to him?

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:13am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: no am green skinned

Classic!

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:14am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: why den did u ask if am related to him?

Because he is my paddy. wink

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:15am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: Mr.Cork,are you still depressed?

poverty is killing d so called Mr.cork

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:16am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: Because he is my paddy.

dat's a lie. He didnt tell u about me and yet u asked. Dat means something drew ur attention. D name i think?

Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 11:27am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: Because he is my paddy.

..brother..instead of toastin the babe..askin for her digit...u are garabaganting..askin if she related to *tony jando*
...who tha heck is tony jando?.. dont u hav lyric? (no oofeinse) undecided

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:32am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
..brother..instead of toastin the babe..askin for her digit...u are garabaganting..askin if she related to tony jando...who tha heck is tony jando and dont u hav lyric? (no oofeinse)

Sharap!!!!!!!!! angry

I don' t wanna toast her here. tongue

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:34am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: dat's a lie. He didnt tell u about me and yet u asked. Dat means something drew ur attention. D name i think?

The name of course. wink

Too bad he didn't tell me about you. sad

Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 11:36am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: I don' t wanna toast her here.

..so u dont like women...bro no oofeince & i mean this is a nice way... r u g,ay? angry

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:40am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: The name of course.

Too bad he didn't tell me about you.

Re: Guys..help! by MissLirusehn(f): 11:41am On Nov 26, 2013

Danhumprey: The name of course.

Too bad he didn't tell me about you.

lol. I sense trouble making in u.:/

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:41am On Nov 26, 2013

-Mr Cork-:
..so u dont like women...bro no oofeince & i mean this is a nice way... r u g,ay?

Re: Guys..help! by Danhumprey: 11:42am On Nov 26, 2013

MissLirusehn: lol. I sense trouble making in u.:/

Lol.... No ooooo. grin

Re: Guys..help! by MrCork(op): 11:53am On Nov 26, 2013

[quote author=]poverty is killing d so called Mr.cork[/quote] angry

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