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Guys Help Me. . I've Been Kidnapped. . by BossTtdiamonds(m): 3:25am On Nov 06, 2008
Guys pls I'm reachin' out to u nlanders 4 help. . I've been kidnapped. . . . And the hostile has demanded 4 a ransom. . . B4 she can let me go. . . So guys pls I really need ur help in rescuin' me. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . The amount that's bein' charged is
#1.50kobo. .
I know tis' is a lot of money 4 u guys to cough out, and I know u guys havent eaten 4 the past 3 days. . . . . . . . . . . . ., but Pls reach in2 that empty pocket of urs and help me

fanks . . Courtesy : Tope_teadr
Re: Guys Help Me. . I've Been Kidnapped. . by sledge406: 3:46am On Nov 06, 2008
May she never have a reason to let go of you even if the money was to come out of our hole-filled pockets. Your days shall be spent in total frustration n day light wud be far from ur eyes.

That's just what u get because we nairalanders can't help u though we intended to. tongue wink
Re: Guys Help Me. . I've Been Kidnapped. . by dyabman(m): 5:40am On Nov 06, 2008
guy that one na swear o

@Poster

That wasnt funny , how did u crack that ? undecided
Re: Guys Help Me. . I've Been Kidnapped. . by sylve11: 9:06am On Nov 06, 2008
@ poster remain in your dungeon angry angry
Re: Guys Help Me. . I've Been Kidnapped. . by Gabry(f): 9:37am On Nov 06, 2008
He dey try for hia.


Back to business:-

I hear go say the kidnapper is a female? Thats good no? U can do blablabla with her and when you go satisfy her every needs, she might let you go  wink
Re: Guys Help Me. . I've Been Kidnapped. . by clemcykul(f): 10:37am On Nov 06, 2008
awww am so happy uve been kidnapped grin grin grin grin grin

i shall pay ur ransom wid akara and ogi grin hope ull love it wink grin grin grin tongue

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