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The Molesters by Nobody: 10:32am On Nov 26, 2013
Haha! This our kitchen thing is now becoming an eyesore o. The molestees and the molesters have decided to jump into same pair of trousers. But seriously, the head of Ajanaku is not a palatable load that a child can bear. And who can find a chameleon under a leaf? In a war, not all who witness the beginning shall see the end. When the bomb finally explodes, the man at the middle of the road might get much more destroyed than he who knows where he belongs.

Now, this child has just dug his own grave as a result of his verbal diarrhrea. It is now pertinent to always watch your back; for the molestees will come after you with total disregard of your affliction. For you think you know how to lampoon. If you had inherited good manners or a good home training, you would have known the detriments of overindulgence in hallucinogens.

Now, the molesters are hell-bent at sinking this kitchen. But yet it has refused to sink, even though some molestees are also into the deal. To save this kitchen, the molestees must remain standing and resolute. They must remain focused and do away with any kind of selfish interest. The molestees should enter the party or the show and engage the molesters with equipment or weapons equal or more sophisticated than what the molesters possess.

When you want to deal with an irritating monkey, stay out of sight and never get angry. Get a banana with a very long range capacity, with attached telescope. And set it lose as the monkey is brought into focus. That is how you deal with a monkey.

Good morning.

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