Jokes on Akpos and Johnny went to an interview for employment
Johnny was d first to enter d interviewinq office....(the manager asking Johnny questions)
Manaqer: who was the first military head of state in Nigeria?
Johnny: General Aguyi Ironsi
Manager: when was d North and Southern protectorate in Nigeria Amalgamated??
Johnny: 1914
Manager: dat is qud of u....question no3...Is it true dat the cure for Hiv/AIDs is discovered
Johnny: eehm...YES but nt scientifically proven...
Manager: gud way of answerinq question..plz can u wait for us outside and we will attend to u later(when Johnny went outside akpos askinq him)
AKPOS: Johnny..what ar d question and plz tel me d answers?? (as Johnny was about to tell akpos the questions nd answers...the manager shouted from inside NEXT! (akpos den said to johnny)
AKpos: ok tell me d answers only
Johnny: answer to numba 1 is General Aguyi Ironsi...numba 2 z 1914....numba 3 z Yes but not scientifically proven...(mumu akpos qot to d interview office..after exchanqinq qreetinqs..d manaqer ask him to sit down)
Manager: Please what is ur name?
Akpos: General Aguyi Ironsi..(manager became confused
Manager: Please what year wher yu born??
AKpos: 1914
Manager: (angrily..he shouted at akpos)!! Are u mad
Akpos: Yes but not scientifilly proven..