Some little joke...
"ASUU" Newly Found Terminologies.
1) ASUU: A Union.
2) ASUUOLOGY: The study of ASUU.
3) ASUUCRAT: A member of ASUU.
4) ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU plus
Federal Government minus the students.
5) ASUUDITE: Effects of ASUU on students.
6) ASUUISM: The act of behaving like
ASUU.
7) ASUUIEST: A person who doesn’t
believe in ASUU.
ASUUING: Demanding and negotiating in
ASUU's manner.
9) ASUUNDER: Consequences of ASUU
strike.
10) ASUUSTRIKER: A person who
demostrates for ASUU.
11) ASUULATOR: The war between ASUU
and the senators.
12) ASUUMANIAC: Someone who loves
ASUU.
13) ASUUPHOBIA: The fear of ASUU.
14) ASUUCIDE: Act of killing an Asucrat by
accident.
15) ASUUTIAN: A victim of ASUU's
activities.
Where do you belong?

Jonathan orders university authorities to
re-open schools
2013-11-28 12:27 Abuja - President
Goodluck Jonathan has directed the
authorities of all the federal universities in
the country to resume academic
activities,Thisday reports.
Jonathan said that any lecturer or member
of the academic staff that fails to comply
with this directive will lose his job.
He directed the school authorities to
declare vacant any position of any
defaulting member of academic staff.
Pro-Chancellors of Nigerian federal
universities, on Wednesday also called on
all tertiary institutions in the country to
resume.academic activities.

Wow fabulous do quick and upload these terminologies in the wikipedia