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How To ”catch” Babes On Facebook by olorunthobby(f): 1:46pm On Dec 01, 2013
1) Your username must be appealing! For example; 2buff (lol), I’mHotterThanFire, LadiesMan, SéxIsNotGoodForLittleChildren, IhaveSixPacks, ExtraSwag...
2)Don’t be too desperate. Chill out. Don’t go around asking for babes whats app phone numbers, this one that we guys do now..they are now wise.
3)Concentrate/Focus on the on their profiles. Single ladies full ground for facebook.
4)If you’re fine enough, put your picture on your
profile. If you’re not, PLS DON’T BOTHER. If you
want extra attention and you’re not so fine, go steal a believable picture of a Fine man from the internet and claim it as yours. You don hammer be that!
5)Post Sensibly. Don’t be too LefuLefu-ish, or C0rk-ish, or 190-ish. Post like a normal human being.
6)ALWAYS SUPPORT THE LADIES! BE A MALE FEMINIST!
Don’t hesitate to argue with your fellow men while you take the ladies’ side (even when you know your argument is not making any sense).
Relax buddy- Take the insults hurled at you. You’re earning cool points from the ladies!
7)When you see that ladies have started noticing you; LEAVE YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS ON YOUR PROFILE AND PHONE NUMBERS. Leave it there! No remove am o! Now sit back and watch females fall for you, even when they know you have no intention of catching them . You’ll thank me later.

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