2013 ASUU Dictionary By Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon
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(1)ASUU: A Union(2) ASUUOLOGY : The study of
ASUU(3) ASUUCRAT: A member of Asu(4)
ASUUCRACY: Government of ASUU plus Fed Govt
minus the students and lamenting parents(5)
ASUUDIN: The drug consumed by ASUU for strike(6)
ASUUISM: Behaving in the way of ASUU(7) ASUUNOT:
person who oppose ASUU( ASUUING: the practice of
ASUU as a striking body(9) ASUUNDER: the act of
hindering education through ASUU method(10)
ASUUSTRIKE: word that describe enemy of progress
(11)ASUULATOR; any failed attempt to intervene in
ASUU strike esp senators(12) ASUUMANIAC: ardent
believer in destroying education(13)ASUUPHOBIA:
the fear of ASUU by govt, students and parents(14)
ASUUCIDE: Act of dying bc of ASUU(15) ASUUDENT:
killing an asuucrat esp by means of accident(16)
ASUUTROPHIC: about the feeding relationship of ASUU
members(17) ASUULINGUAL: Speaking the only
language ASUU understands esp talking of more
money(18) ASUUANWURU: smoking a hallucinatory
ASUU substance(19) ASUUWEGWE: remix of Fela
music paid for by ASUU(20) ASUUZU: a stupid ASUU
man or stupid ASUU demand(21) ASUUMENCLETURE:
naming of new born babies after ASUU esp those
conceived and born during strike like Asuuamaka,
Asuudi, Wasuu, Asuuniyi, Asuuquo, Asuukiyi,
Asuunna, Asuuntata, Asuukewe, Asuuobong, Asuuike,
Asuukutu, Asuuahmed, Asuufai and please add yours
and broadcast.