Welcome to ASUU customer care.To be
Serviced in English Press (1)Nhi na igbo
bipuo abua (2)ti e ba fe Yoruba te eta (3)
da Hausa press (4)if u wan pidgin press
(5)To know whether your school voted
for or againstresumption, press 1;To know the date for Iyayi's burial
ceremony, press 2;To know the date of
the next NEC meeting, press 3;To start to
receive free Newsletter on ASUU
MEETINGS, press 4;To download ASUU
callers' tune "ILE TI SUNMI", press 5;To participate in ASUU predict and win when
ASUU strike would be called off press
6.To speak with ASUU Chairman or
representative,please press 0, To go back
to the main menu, press #.
To hang up n call bk later, press cancel but To listen again press 9








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I can't just stop laughing. Hahaha. Nice one op. Am pressing 0 to speak with Dr. Fagge Nasir.