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| U Need To See This by mykali(m): 7:22pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
this is a conversation between i and a 419 that exists on nairaland. derbyxzx: then when will u send it? mikey jakey: details derbyxzx: ok derbyxzx: xxxxxxxx D**** O***** derbyxzx: this is it derbyxzx: so when are u sending it? mikey jakey: why do i have a feeling inside of me not to believe what u are saying? derbyxzx: i swear derbyxzx: i swear derbyxzx: im not lieing mikey jakey: and u just expect me to believe u mikey jakey: i find it kind of hard mikey jakey: remember, we live in nigeria derbyxzx: ok derbyxzx: forget about it mikey jakey: were do u stay in delta mikey jakey: let me see u derbyxzx: i can show u my pic derbyxzx: don't u wnt to see it? derbyxzx: see let me tell u one thing derbyxzx: im in need and am a human being mikey jakey: where is your pic? derbyxzx: see that is my account number take me as a boy or girl any one u chosen derbyxzx: as a fellow human who goes to church someone told u this type of story u should help mikey jakey: very funny mikey jakey: who told u i go to church? derbyxzx: for God 2 bless u mikey jakey: who told u i even believe in the concept of God/ derbyxzx: i mean not that lager amount derbyxzx: any amount nothing is too small derbyxzx: ok nevermind Church derbyxzx: please help derbyxzx: help needed mikey jakey: if i was the one asking of tis kind of help from u. what would u do? derbyxzx: ? derbyxzx: i will send the person a small amount of money derbyxzx: and tell the person 2 search for the rest derbyxzx: ? mikey jakey: is that what u want me to do? derbyxzx: yes mikey jakey: small amount like , derbyxzx: that is what i want you to do derbyxzx: 7,000 -8,0000 mikey jakey: u call that a small amount? mikey jakey: haba mikey jakey: i can help u but u aint helping yourself. mikey jakey: hello BUZZ!!! derbyxzx: too bad mikey jakey: i know u mikey jakey: derby mikey jakey: i've read about u somewhere on nairaland mikey jakey: i can't remember the guys name mikey jakey: but u tried to use him mikey jakey: the same way mikey jakey: sorrry for you derbyxzx: iwas just pulling yr legs derbyxzx: iwas just pulling yr legs mikey jakey: i can't be fooled mikey jakey: pull my legs 4 up to an hour derbyxzx: ok mikey jakey: i don't believe that shit derbyxzx: see i swear 2 God that i will not do it again mikey jakey: i'm going to expose u again. derbyxzx: i beg u derbyxzx: i beg u derbyxzx: im sorry derbyxzx: im sorry derbyxzx: forgive me derbyxzx: i promise u mikey jakey: now u are begging me mikey jakey: forget it derbyxzx: im sorry derbyxzx: please derbyxzx: i will not do it again mikey jakey: its too fucking late to apologize derbyxzx: please don't do it derbyxzx: i beg u derbyxzx: ok if u post it again can u do me a favour? derbyxzx: ? derbyxzx: please derbyxzx: please derbyxzx: please derbyxzx: just this favour |
| Re: U Need To See This by Abbygyal(f): 7:36pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
hmmmn wow!!!  |
| Re: U Need To See This by mykali(m): 7:43pm On Jul 27, 2008 |
she (derbyxyz) pleaded with me furiously not to reveal her name, but i wount be doing y'all good if i didnt. |
| Re: U Need To See This by clemcykul(f): 12:36pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
dont ged it |
| Re: U Need To See This by Phiniter(m): 1:09pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
me too |
| Re: U Need To See This by sammy6(m): 2:51pm On Jul 28, 2008 |
But you already gave us her name na |
| Re: U Need To See This by manickal(m): 4:21pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
mykali, bro u really have guts to do what u just did sha, hope derby gets to learn his/her lesson. |
| Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:26am On Jul 30, 2008 |
~mykali From the conversation posted, i dont see this a 419 act . . mykali do you even understand what 419 is ?? The guy or babe was only beggin for money. . Y not boldly tell him/her that you don't have any money ?? Now you post your conversation in public to ruin this person's image. |
| Re: U Need To See This by Gabry(f): 11:32am On Jul 30, 2008 |
Is this for real   |
| Re: U Need To See This by clemcykul(f): 11:42am On Jul 30, 2008 |
@ben simple! dont mind the guy, thinks the boy wants to dupe him off his skul fees  lol |
| Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:46am On Jul 30, 2008 |
~Clem I believe you mean his chicken change for kuli kuli ? |
| Re: U Need To See This by mykali(m): 11:47am On Jul 30, 2008 |
@ben-jay she has tried to do this same thing to some other person here on nairaland and the name she used, (okonma) is not hers. what i just did was to make her fucl<n stop the hedious act. how'z that supposed to affect u?. as u can see she really begged me not to reveal her but i did cuz i wanted her to stop. she has done it b4, so she might prolly do it again. maybe i was wrong to use the 419 concept but it was the closest thing that came to mind.geddit? @gabrywyl its fuckn real. @clemcykul very funny |
| Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 11:50am On Jul 30, 2008 |
~mykali okay give her/him my YIM id, i fit send am leecharge card from Ghana here. lol |
| Re: U Need To See This by mykali(m): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2008 |
| dont worry, she/he will prolly hook u up soon enuff. Ghana boi. |
| Re: U Need To See This by chiegemba(f): 12:00pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
interestin! . . . . aint new though. . u definitely get alot of them though . . . but sad enough some of them are really in need though.  |
| Re: U Need To See This by mykali(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
what the . . . . . ?  |
| Re: U Need To See This by chiegemba(f): 12:24pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
mykali:just speakin out of experience. . . didnt mean 2 pinch a nerve! neither was i judgin  |
| Re: U Need To See This by Gabry(f): 12:35pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
mykali: I mean like is she for real? Has she ever really did this to other people? who knows, maybe she is kidding around? |
| Re: U Need To See This by clemcykul(f): 9:25am On Jul 31, 2008 |
so she is a kid |
| Re: U Need To See This by chioya(f): 9:52am On Jul 31, 2008 |
if its true am amazed, pple now use every little opportunity to beg 4 money,they beg in church,beg in skool,beg in market,beg in offices, beg in crusade,beg in parties,beg in voting centers,beg in vehicles even aeroplanes and to worsen issues now in NLD.God abeg ohhhhhhh.  |
| Re: U Need To See This by Nautillus(m): 12:21pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Well, i wont blame Mykali at all, there are too many fakers on the intenet these day all claiming to have one problem or the other. |
| Re: U Need To See This by Mustay(m): 5:15pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Can someone please quote the 419 section from the constitution? |
| Re: U Need To See This by mykali(m): 5:25pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
gabrywyl, she/he has done it b4 on nairaland but i cant get the exact thread. Mustay, i didnt read law, and i dont own a copy of the constitution. |
| Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 8:33pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
chioya: LMAO |
| Re: U Need To See This by MissyB1(m): 10:18pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Dis same derb again? she's chatted wit so many nlanders too nd asked 'em for recharge cards. source:one of d threads on dating zone. |
| Re: U Need To See This by Gabry(f): 3:06am On Aug 01, 2008 |
mykali: Gosh. . . How desperate and what a shame. . . . |
| Re: U Need To See This by ThugLife1(m): 4:59am On Aug 01, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: U Need To See This by Mustay(m): 8:57am On Aug 01, 2008 |
MYKALI you don't need to read law to read the constitution. it costs just 150 naira  |
| Re: U Need To See This by lexicon(m): 9:24am On Aug 01, 2008 |
Na wah oooooo, later now she go dey find person come house oooo, |
| Re: U Need To See This by spenchuks(m): 10:08am On Aug 01, 2008 |
u guys shouldnt be surprised by this. it happens everyday. its so unfortunate that we turn everything into money making venture- both legally and illegally. i just hope she turns a new leaf. but if her case is genuine, we can still help her.  |
| Re: U Need To See This by benjay1(m): 10:57am On Aug 01, 2008 |
lexicon: If she go come my house, I no mind pay ooo |
| Re: U Need To See This by mykali(m): 12:09pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Missy B: i knew i'd seen her some place else. scary chic. |
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