ARSENAL!
Since Arsenal last won a trophy(21st May 2005):8 years, 6 months, 14 days, 19hours, 51 minutes, 27seconds.Lets take a look at some of the things that have happened since then...- Lionel Messi turned professional&won 78 individual trophies/awards, including 4 consecutive Ballond'Ors.- Steven Gerrard has played over 340 games for Liverpool.- Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79.- Members of that 2005 have won53 trophies elsewhere.- Chelsea have had 9 different managers.- Technology skipped a generation.- Lionel Messi has scored 269goals..- Arsene Wenger has earned over £56m in wages.- 29 English teams have won domestic trophies.- England national team have beenexactly the same(SHIT&OVERRATED)- Juventus and man City have been relegated,promoted and won the league.- Liverpool have won 5 trophies[This time it isn'taHISTORY story ]- Pep Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager and won 15 trophies.- Arsenal have spent £227,500,000 on new players.- Birmingham City have been relegated three times,promoted twice, and won a trophy [League Cup] against arsenal... Ohwait! Wigan too won a trophy and got relegated.- The planet'Mercury'has orbited the sun 32 times.- 390 people have been caught masturbating in the street on Google Street View.-
Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2 different countries for 2 different teams.- Twitter has been created and gained over 500million users.- Man. City have spent about£930 Million pounds on players.- Every English club across every English league has changed manager.- Portsmouth have gone from Premier League to League 2.- Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles consecutively, including World Cup.- Luis Suárez has been suspended for a total of 32 games... Oh and he's won 5trophies.- Nicholas Anelka has scored 98goals for 7 different clubs, gotmarried&had 2 kids.. and he'swon 6 trophies.- Zambia won the AFCON.- Chelsea and Bayern signed 177midfielders.- The average 7UP soft drink can has been recycled 51 times.. [calmdown Barcelona fans,I wasn't referring to the epic UCLrape ]- There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping cats... - Chuck Norris has personally takendown 1,122 international terrorists.- Arjen Robben has passed the ball to his teammates more than 5 times.. [incredible,this coming from Robben]
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