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4 Things We've Learnt From The Nigerian Polity In 4 Months by wesley80(m): 11:40am On Dec 10, 2013
1) An APC – led FG would be a no – nonsense government. Whether that would portend well for the country remains to be seen but on the evidence of what we’ve seen, the ordinary man (not the criminals just yet) should be very very worried. Evidence abound, chances are that the states you know where Okada got banned with zero provision or consideration for riders were APC states, in Edo State, they got just 7 days to pack and get lost. From Uncle Aregbesola kicking out poor farmers out of their lands for his phantom agric revolution project to the numerous cries of Lagosians from Epe to Makoko waterfront to Lekki (Once upon a time we resisted a tollgate) and even in faraway Onitsha bridgehead and to the most recent widow with the issue of goods who despite wiping the Masters feet with her tears was still like all the others asked to ‘Go and Die’. Brace yourselves Nigerians, this one mustn’t take us by surprise.


4) Always Do The Needful By Covering Your Backside. ‘Reasonable doubt’ is what it’s called and as long as that doubt has been planted in the heart of a jury, you can get away with murder ala Amanda Knox, OJ Simpson, George Zimmerman et al. It doesn’t matter the strength or number of the mob outside baying for blood, no independent jury can issue a conviction so long as that element of reasonable doubt remains undispelled. It’s difficult to tell what was on the mind of Madam Stella as She penned those three words that has left prosecutors and her accusers scratching their heads but you have to agree that it was a smart cover–your–ass coinage that seems to have set a dangerous precedence – that’s assuming She didn’t pen those words totally oblivious of its implications. In any case, the jury's still out on this one but the message I believe, is pretty clear.


2)The Opposition Will Win Any Electronically Staged Contest. Be it an e-poll or an e-election, as long as it is conducted electronically, the opposition are sure to win by a landslide. It has been proven again and again and again and probably will continue to be proven afterall there are no choking ‘Fresh Air’s’ online neither can there be missing ballot boxes and most certainly, no bags of salt to be shared. However, there’s just one caveat; Never use those compromised PDP Kamfuters (apologies to Buhari).
It’s a good thing the PDP have been paying close attention and studying trends therefor, Fellow Nigerians I’m very pleased to announce to you that due to the high level of misrepresentation associated with the electronic system in our beloved country, any plans be it in the pipeline or out of it to adopt the e – voting system are hereby - In Abachas voice – Susfended with immediate effect in our collective interest. May God Bless the Federal Republic of Nigeria.


3) A trade union with a President called FAGge presiding over an association called ASSu could only have meant BIG TROUBLE in little Naija! (If you understood that first time, you’re a confirmed Pervert). Needless to say, Nigerian students were destined to get SCREWED!
Re: 4 Things We've Learnt From The Nigerian Polity In 4 Months by VICTORCIZA(m): 12:35pm On Dec 10, 2013
THE BIG ANSWER TO THIS POO IS'APC WILL NEVER SET THIER SMELLING FEET IN ASO ROCK!

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Re: 4 Things We've Learnt From The Nigerian Polity In 4 Months by Beaf1: 3:41pm On Dec 10, 2013
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Na wa o. Is it your father's house? Think straight man.

What if GEJ today decamp to APC?

I think Nigerians should start voting candidates and not a party. If GEJ leaves PDP today will you people still support the party?
Re: 4 Things We've Learnt From The Nigerian Polity In 4 Months by oduaboy1: 3:41pm On Dec 10, 2013
What a load of bull poo
Didn't the f.g also ban the use of okada in some parts of the country,so why making it an APC thing.
VICTORCIZA: THE BIG ANSWER TO THIS POO IS'APC WILL NEVER SET THIER SMELLING FEET IN ASO ROCK!
Is aso rock your father's house
Re: 4 Things We've Learnt From The Nigerian Polity In 4 Months by DerideGull(m): 3:54pm On Dec 10, 2013
@OP


The #4 point would have thought Nigerians a lesson but not. Only bunch of fools will convict someone on the charges of he/sh bought something for ministry or department that is not meant for personal usage. Stella Oduah’s case is example of political lynching orchestrated by Yoruba people who lost their biddings at the Ministry of Aviation since Stella took over helms of the ministry.
Re: 4 Things We've Learnt From The Nigerian Polity In 4 Months by wesley80(m): 9:59am On Dec 14, 2013
DerideGull: @OP


The #4 point would have thought Nigerians a lesson but not. Only bunch of fools will convict someone on the charges of he/sh bought something for ministry or department that is not meant for personal usage. Stella Oduah’s case is example of political lynching orchestrated by Yoruba people who lost their biddings at the Ministry of Aviation since Stella took over helms of the ministry.
Sadly, when the mob bays for blood, facts are the last thing they consider. Its now about Sanusi's imagined $50billion and word already on the streets is that Jonathan shared it with his cronies. They want blood!

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