I don join, i don join abeg follow me thank Nairaland dealers wey dey sell moto for triple or fourple the price.  Dem do well, elect me as official Nairaland car dealer.



OYA, WHERE UNA WEY DEY BUY MOTO?

THIS NAH VINTAGE MOLUE, TRIED AND TESTED. YEAR UNKNOWN

BRAKE NAH HELELE, TROTTLE - E NO GET TOMMORROW. 

WHICH ONE BE ALL THIS MOTO WEY I DEY SEE DEY CARRY COMPUTER NAVIGATION-----ABEG KNOCK CONDUCTOR FOR HEAD, E GO SHOW You WHERE ROAD DEY. 

AC NO DEY, BUT HEAT NO GO CATCH You- AS WINDOW WEY DEY PLENTY WELL WELL. YOU CAN SEE.

NAH FOUR OF THESE MOLUE I START TO SELL, ONLY ONE REMAIN. SO IF You DEY SEROIUS, MAKE You HURRY UP MAKE DECISION. ASKING PRICE 7,000,000 NAIRA.


ANY QUESTIONS? COME AND SEE THIS BEAUTY FOR YOURSELF. THE MOTO DEY AJANGBADI AND VIN/ CARFAX WILL BE SHOWN AT SIGHT.

ROFLMAO!!!

PAPABOMBOY:

I don join, i don join abeg follow me thank Nairaland dealers wey dey sell moto for triple or fourple the price.  Dem do well, elect me as official Nairaland car dealer.

No mind dem, some dey sell cars @ fifthple the price sef. If dem no see buyer for NL, dem go tell us say na additional asking price dem sell am sef

@ Poster

I am an enterprenuer who is interested in starting a transport company.

First of all, I would like to know more on the following details about your vehicle;

1. Air-bags _(number)
2. Mileage
3. Keyless entry
4. Power windows
5. Alloy wheels
6. ABS
7. Leather seats
8. Sun-roof
9. CD-Changer
10. Security system


Thanks for your speedy response.

1. airbag he carry 40 airbags

2. Mileage na under oshodi to idumota,very low

3. yes no keys,jump enter(passenger dey to catch u)

4. yes power windows just push am wit force u go see next 50 cars

5. ABS,auto braking system na correct na 1st class.

6. All the whole 199 seats get leather

7. sun roof/moon roof sef

8. alloys na chrome explicit

9. cd changer,alaroye changer 100 speakers

10. dem no fit sreal am,he get satty/gps.gprs.space watch

Infact, i agree with you, quite a lot of people assume readers are daft or something. I hate seeing terms like "winter or chilling a/c", air bags, full options etc. Which car doesnt have air bag again, except the old ones? is a/c not supposed to be chlling?
And then they will attach outrageous prices to the cars. Some guy came some days ago to sell a maxima 95/96 model for 1.4 m, and i was wondering, is he crazy? Or the one that wanted to sell a naija used bullet for 900k. And another thing is that most people lie about the year/model of the car they re selling.

Abeg, enough of all this madness.

ok na basket mouth dey here o!

Olakunle,
Live and let's live
Different strokes for different people
Instead you venting some anger, how about youjoin the wagon of sellers too, if you cant beat them join then.

If you have a proof of anyone misquoting the year of the vehilce, get the busted.

Rihno I disagree with your philosophy of life that if you can not beat them then join them. I think there is no moral justification in that. Whatever we do integrity should be our watch word. There is no basis for Re-enslavery ourselves. My mind bleed for Naija if we continue in this trend,

Oga, you go take N3.2m?

I presume this bus comes with a full warranty?

Do you accept Western Union?

Maestro, yes with full warranty tested and passed. 100 years guarantee no shaking

Maestro, I be papabomboy's accountant, sorry I be  im agent, you go fit contact me for the transfer . On a serious note, Papabomboy's automobile company no dey accept westy, if u fit do am account to account and must be inside Nija, contact me samsam. Please make it confidential, make it behind papabomboy's curtain because I dey offer you low charges of 2.5million ono

@rhino,
i will rather be on my own than join the train

@ papa bomboy
my company fit provide u with tracking so that
driver no go dey tell u story say,motor break down,police catch me
make u halla me make i instal am for the molue

@ Bennygee

TRACKING KE, OYIBO WAYO.

NAH WETIN BABALAWO DEY FOR NAH, NO WORK O!!! TRUST ME, THIS BABY WORTH EVERY BIT OF MONEY You SPEND ON AM.

@Freshmoney

WARRANTY FULL GROUND AGAINST GUNSHOTS, MOPO, YELLOW FEVER, HIGHWAY ROBBERS, -- WHEN You COME I YARN You THE REST.

@Okija.

THE MOTO COMOT BEFORE IM TIME. NAH NAIJA-AMERICAN SPECS WITH AUTHENTIC ABA LEATHER AND BIG 28 INCH WHEELS. 

YOU GO BOW.

Now on a more serious note, do people still buy all these Molue? i think we need to move to more reliabla vehicles.

@poster

ode!

Good choice olakunle.
Are you in auto industry?

una thank u for the mails, still available

papabombo,

you go take zimbabwean dollars?

lol,una fit kill person with laugh,oga molue seller i greet u oh,ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.this thread don turn to joke segment

its been long i had a laff like this,

lol,
On a serious note, out of curiousity, what is the value of a mint condition molue

bomboy am willing to pay off ur Funky Train off the street, ill give you a 100thousan payment and u get rid of the shit, either drive it inside a big swamp or something,

papabomboy, abeg u get molue SPORT?

na that one i want!

@Drekid

SWAMP KE!!!!

EVEN INSIDE SWAMP SEF, THE MOLUE NAH CHIC MAGNET -

-----GO GUARANTEE PLENTY FINE FINE GIRLS - BETTER PEPPER SELLER, BOLI SELLER, EWEDU SELLER, EVEN WORM-MEDECINE SELLER PASS ANY MOTO WEY DEY HERE FOR NAIRALAND.

THE MOTO IS TRIED AND TESTED.

DEY DIA DEY TALK. MAKE YOU HIDE YOUR BABE WHEN I COME YOUR YONDER, NAH ONE CHANCE STRAIGHT OH 

[size=14pt]@PAPABOMBOY

WHY STAND AND WATCH D WOMAN STRUGGLE TO ENTER UR SHOP LIKE DAT?
PLEASE HELP HER IN
AFTER DAT U CAN TELL US D LAST PRICE OF D SHOP (A.K.A MOLUE) AND IT'S CONTENTS.
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