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Poll: is hybrid's judgement system credible ?hybrid is unbiased: 27% (3 votes)hybrid is very biased: 18% (2 votes) worldbest beat tianshe: 0% (0 votes) tianshe beat worldbest: 0% (0 votes) flowshow beat oldsync: 18% (2 votes) oldsync beat flowshow: 18% (2 votes) makavele beat menike: 9% (1 vote) menike beat makavele: 9% (1 vote) This poll has ended |
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Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by FLOWSHOW: 11:22am On Jul 29, 2008 |
since some of us actually feel that hybrid should have analysed THE lines , i personally would like to create an avenue for people to express the real truth, just vote and drop comments on how and why who u voted for won.we want to establish if hybrid's scoring system is credible so that we can accept our faith once and for all. you all are welcome to the aftermath of beatdown 2008 . The unbiased results . i will post the 3 battles in question. i.e 1. oldsync vs flowshow 2. worldbest vs tianshe 3. menike vs makavele FLOWSHOW @oldsync aka old synchronised biitch oldsync is compared to male joysticks that gets hard on sightin pussis like shaz cover your pussi in self pity cus when u rap u always cough like u got sars even with shaz pussi wide open in front of your old syncronised dicck oldsync manhood would only get hard and then shrink like an impotent priick flowshow da punchliner,i can say 'FU' cus i got lotta money and cars am like alpacino call me scarface cus i got a face with little or no scars 'oldsank' am already ahead of you so there's no need for me to be fronting no need to be stunting i will make your flow spoil like tomatoes rotting 10bars of flowshowingly's beautiful rhymes is like kirk franklin stomping oldsync is like a sex hooker cus he gives more blowjobs than bjpumpin !! tianshe's wife will get mad when i say oldsyn is always shitting and poopin yall thot i was on leave? watch me bounce back like jayz because nigga i am big pimpin!! i got more bars than a millionaire who keeps drinks inside his parlour oldsyn is F9 even if he wrote waec 100times he would always remain a failure cus with 10 flashdrives & 10 window media players in oldsync's shelf he would still be like alexpussi cus his old syncronised ass wouldnt still save itself flowshow rhymes faster than twista/ my style is chinese call me drunkenmaster i throw hard punches to eat your jaws fast like a moonraker's luncheon voucher call me da funk cus my wordplay flexes more master muscles than funkmasterflex ! ol boy no make me vex or else i'll make u extinct like tyranosaureus rex what else would u say of alexpussi sushis and oldsync syncky sunkis? both of them couldnt succeed even if they both suck seed !!!!! i can compare oldsycn to alexpussi cus both of em are slicky like vaginal ointments! u know y? cus they always run back to their mothers' pussis whenever they hear of hybrid's tournaments!!! hybrid get him out of here ! VS OLDSYNC ON FLOWSHOW: Never been sorry for c**ts, W'all African, w'all know what it means to be old, but a disrespect by a 'lowshow wont reduce the seniority/ Ability was never measured in the first instance, that's why am paired with this N.L minority/ What kind of FLOW is a flow(mense) begging for a syncroniser working on the t*ts, same time rocking 'em SHOW/ I'm very much filled with pride because my next level is surer than the fact that Jesusz commanded d devil, I surely Glo/ I give out blows, no jobs, because my relationship with b-itches give me that in return, FS c(u)m because d b in u got a work/ I never mess a creature this way, I just swing like a dandy's bling-bling, thrusting deeper than a digger, what a Bleep! Nairaland should have paid you out, because what you are needed for was not what you are offering/ You've thought u got wares(wears), nudity is obvious, like me my cousin's pic of a porn star, bad move is in d family/ Am on this war, many hands I did fell, same tempo, same demo, same inferno, same style, updated daily/ Remember Hailey? Sure! that's what you are to me, a confused daughter because dad is on the move, am daddy crazy/ I never wanted a baby, but I caged you to be at home, you rebellious goat, I caught (cut) all your runz because you're lazy/ Flow, what was you thinking jumping off my command? Aint u so foolish to make the first fall? I was on Nairaland for battle, I came in with all weapons, I shoot in all directions, no wack was untouched, ask all/ Man like me waste no time on stepping on staircases like you, am on to the top floor, now you know am rap-core/ I feel like am still abusing feminity, because I can't stop calling bi***es what they are, am above this par, dope aint for four/ Kill flowshow, now you know you've got nothing to show, Hail Oldie, S-Y-N-C always rhymes with M-I-C. Bia-tchie! Tai chi~~~~~~~~~~ pwa (spits) on your grave WORLDBEST @TIANSHE @Tianshie Tianshie,the only nigger who lost a testicle during battle The midget against the beast,midget becomes a vegetable My lyrical weight you can't lift,even if u turn a pulley,u'll fuckin' split I own the deeds to ya existence, blade~kit ya and lock ya in a cockpit Even if you ate Tea 'n Shit(tianshie),you wouldn't rhyme like when u fucck monkeys Pairin' me with this slacked pussy,is as crazy as a vibrator-fucckin' turkey So if you got ma title,i suggest you drop 'em like its Hot Blast ya off Nairaland like science projects,PM News wouldnt get a snapshot Now your bitch gon' live ya,cus' she found out you can't cu'm plus, your cock too small to size an xtra-small Cum~dom Am the lyrical prophet,blessed as those who battle thee placing thy sword in ya chest wouldn,t be a big deal if u tackle me Dis gay loves one-holed honey,thats why he pickd flowshow but son,you couldn't fucck a beyonce,if she did u a totoshow I spit and slit with ma metal kits,so hommy am bloody fit better shift or ama send ya Generation to a 6 feet pit Being hearin' tianshi got 'em mic with da illest perfection you ill?da only illness i c is ya cough 'n dicck~rise erection I'm the lyrical al-queda,you're ma target for crush I bury ya under ya bed,while i finger ya chick with ya brush Am the punchliner,thats while i got rights to Diss~Function you You just a toad acting hero like hollywood's nancy Drew TIANSHE @WORLDPEST @worldpest Now watch me breakdown a worldbest to worst~planet I got tha keys this is locked down no need to panic I’m sublime that’s why u can’t c me That pocket book of sex won’t help when u studyin ways to Bleep wit T your a waste of time like trash watches Clap your anus hold your sh*t pay respects to tha King and take your losses You should sue Brid for damages Cause your courtin disaster when I’m through leave u mangled in wreckages Handle bars like ’em savages bloody~your~nose Knock out your teeth grab your testicles scissorin~those You aint got tha heart for tha balls needed Aint foxy enough for tha game needed, my heat leave tha ozone depleted I stay on point like that beam on your forehead He aint flow, slash his arteries, murder him for it Take a drop to tha yo mama section Here’s your exit pass, vamoose, as for schoolin’ u? don’t even mention. MENIKE @MAKAVELE Bitch, I'll shizlle n' shatter ya, cusz fu*ckin discrace to Nigeria Thats y I loved to battle ya n' make ya anotha one of shaz native material You get no love from any fans, just them KICKIN-AND-SMACKIN ya You finally battle someone ill so I suggest tha dock is best of ya This is sexual harassment, everyone’s feelin me more n’ more Don’t take it outside of rappin or I’ll make your life a horrorcore I'll abuse you lyrically! like you got slapped wit a rhyme book put the hook to ya chin like kane im a collect ya eyes crook We can go bar to bar and I’m not talkin gettin drinks I’m an iceberg, you’re the titanic about to get hit n’ sink I'm smooth as silk. you show a forced method with battle key I'm about to DIG-A-DEEPER-DITCH and GRILL-THIS-PIECE-OF-SHIT Nigga I fathered you, so I gotta right to hav u suicidal Have ya skull sacrificed to an African shrine n' watch ya in a pot as ya choke in denial Bleep your opinion i keep-it-true, you should just bounce, like speakers-do Your name should be 'TINASHE' because' you 'can't see' that i'm beating-you Respected-battler? ha you aint got none from me, i'll wreck-this-character Ill? yeh!, this guys handing the 'aides' out like 'holiday reps-in-africa' Makadi*ck is the type-of-foe, u can only find his di*ck using a microscope Even Mugabe didn't like-the-votes, but he didn't throw a fit with a cyber-post! *1 I aint a rookie-you-bitch, i'll rearrange your face, PUSH-ME, DO-IT! This guys is like 'french knickers' you can 'see the pussy-through-it'! Taking the battle to batter-and-bruise-him, start the seige like Vladimir-Putin You aint pullin to 'wool over my eyes', we all know your talent in raps-an-'ill~usion' Attacking ladies,I leave ya with shattered-glass on ya face n' a battle-scars You were 'below me' even 'before this time', like the sand in an 'hour-glass Alexpissu n' thecolonel give a pill so I cud send this lame ass to sleep MAKAVELE @MENIKE Re: "the Beat Down '08" . . . . The Finals « #17 on: July 24, 2008, 02:25 PM » -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro: Mic CHECK! yes, i got my hands on nairaland's DECK Not even menike can remove this, i'ma stangle his NECK You guys think am scared of loosing, but i deserve that lyrical HIGHNESS Like a patient of glaucoma, menike's bout to be ditched into a world of DARKNESS wackness, wackness, wackness, that's just your typical MANTRA me tie you up, and dig in ma' lyrical venoms like a dreaded black MAMBA Menike be wearing the veil of DISGRACE and seeks SOLACE like a nun at St. PETERS You peeing in your pants, getting PARANOID, because' you know i'ma kick you all the way to JUPITER You're worse than a woman with FIBROID, so kid, there's no way i'ma spare the ROD You've got bad vision (visit google.com), because' your mentality aint functioning but BLURRED Me 'bout to take control, because' you know am da smooth OPERATOR Bleep shits like menike, he's always getting de-signalled like he's some kind of ATTENUATOR I'll make you have bad episodes, like a teenage girl in want of ROMANCE because you're more lost than Kanayo O Kanayo seeking the lost kingdom in FRANCE Am labelled "handle with fear"; i prevent niggiz from BALLING snatch that candy from you and leave you to your ass-mamma SULKING youz a broke nigga with a TV that shows only CARTOONS joining forces with Sadam Hussein won't even defeat my deadly lyrical PLATOON you won't EXPLODE even if you're composed of grenades and CLAYMORE you'll just ERODE like a gully, so's your mamma's p****y and your sissy next-DOOR your mamma would still look horrible even if she wore the regalia of a miss UNIVERSE wack lines like yours won't attain mileage even if it drank 100 litres of GAS scrutinize ma' lines, i aint a nigga you would ever want to DOWNGRADE because you're brain operates on window's 95, it needs an UPGRADE Outro: You need to step up your game, the shit is just too STATIC They ain't any better, they're just worthless like cobwebs hanging from my ATTIC |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by JUNIT1(m): 1:55pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
why da hell did you start this thread, so you can get attention or what who asked you to put all those other battles except mine and crudes, and how did you do the poll thing anyway |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by FLOWSHOW: 7:12pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
J UNIT: lol, at least people are voting now, and the results is very very obvious. |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by Crude(m): 7:22pm On Jul 29, 2008 |
@Flowshow LMFAO @J-UNIT I don't have ta say shit, Hy-Brid is never biased on ours. . . . . . . . FLOWSHOW:Flowshow. . . . . . .man u're cracking my ribs back here. . . . . .hahahahahahahahahahaha. . . . .watch gon' say now J-UNIT? |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by JUNIT1(m): 6:44am On Jul 30, 2008 |
what's funny crude OIL |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by edosioo(f): 8:54am On Jul 30, 2008 |
lol. i cant help but laugh, you guys add lots of jokes to battle rap, how is everyone doing.and where are the old guys? |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by Crude(m): 10:51am On Jul 30, 2008 |
@J-UNIT J UNIT:Oh!!! It's funny cos u were like. . . . . . . J UNIT:But eventually, u turned out to be the one trying to get attention. . . . . . . .Dont be tripping Dawg, u lost to me, so like i said. . . . .wag ur tail lil doggy |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by JUNIT1(m): 3:37pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
edosioo what da flip is your problem with the old guys, this place has changed, you must be in the wrong section |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by edosioo(f): 9:20am On Jul 31, 2008 |
shaz has closed hybrid's thread. halleluyah i guess shaz also saw hybrid as a biased asshole, he destroyed his thread wit his own hands and with comments from idiots like wordsmith and mailmalc, good riddance to a bad thread. |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by OldSYNC(m): 9:59pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Let the whole world think real hip hop, Re: t-rex007 (From the closed thread) I think you dont know about OldSYNC is used to long lines, loaded with what make u vex, See more of me on http://www.myspace.com/oldsync1 there you are gonna bow to a low key mixtape extract, see ya keep voting 4 the king, dont hate, , foolish player hater like u! |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by Crude(m): 8:57pm On Aug 03, 2008 |
OldSync . . . . . .Gimme the mic men. . . . . {Clears throat and. . . .} Playa haters. . . . . . . . . All u playaz haters, Dead dreams u live Fake un. . .undertakers That's the chorus man. . . . . . .Gotti Sync? |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by deadbreed: 4:34pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
LOWBRID I AM CALLING YOU OUT FOR BATTLE .EDOSIO ,FLOWSHOW ,J-UNIT U GUYS NEED TO WATCH ME SMACK THIS OLD DOG.WATCH ME TEACH LOWBRID A NEW TRICK |
Re: Polling Booth . Beatdown 2008 Results .unbiased Voters Only by Shaz(f): 4:56pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
@Deadbreed, Do that in the callout thread. Thanks |
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