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Hilarious quotes by some highly placed Nigerians!... ;-)
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"We want to thank the president for bringing Facebook to Nigeria." - Information Minister, Labaran Maku.
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"You press men, you always say there are no minerals in Kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and the newly invented Sprite." - Bakin
Zuwo.
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"Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria." - GEJ
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"I will water your school and fire your school." - Orji Uzoh Kalu
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"Nigerians don't panic, terrorist attack is everywhere...maybe it is our turn." - GEJ
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"I will rather kill myself than commit suicide." - Dame Jonathan
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"I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is 850,000 naira." - Atiku Abubakar
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"Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria." - Umoru Dikko.
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"Telephone is not meant for the poor. " - David Mark
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"The worth of a child born and bred in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States." - Yakubu Gowon
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"School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich." - Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim
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"At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not
doing too badly." - Diezeani Madueke.
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"Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria." - Obasanjo
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"The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny." - Mallam Isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State.
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"On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family".. Dame Jonathan.
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"We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result." - Chris Uba
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"I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment." - Dame Jonathan
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"I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?"- Dame Jonathan.
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