Once in a Life time, there live a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three neighbors houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog.
The next day the wife went to the pet store and said, `I need a good
guard dog.`
The clerk replied, `Sorry,we`re all
sold out. All we have left is this little Scottie dog. But he knows
karate.`
The wife didn`t believe him so he
said to the dog, `Karate that chair.`
The dog went up to the chair and broke it into pieces, then he said to the dog,
`Karate that table.`...
The dog went up to the table and broke it in half.
She bought the dog and took it home to her husband who was
expecting a big guard dog.
But then she told her husband that it knew karate, and he said `Karate my ass!`?