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| Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by equlibrium(m): 4:09pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
Mr Turkey (bird priest) was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. Iteun who was a member of Turkey’s congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so Turkey decided to say his own few words while they waited. Says Mr Turkey "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person to enter my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had an affair with his boss' wife, taken illegal drugs and he had given Gono to his sister. I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people." Just as the Turkey finished his talk, Iteun arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our Rev Turkey arrived," said Iteun. "In fact, I had the honour of being the first one to go to him in confession, " Church Just scatter………, |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by go4gold107(m): 4:15pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
 Ituen, if I be you, I go pack my bags and leave this forum. @topic: nine points for you |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by hazureal(f): 5:08pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
haba!  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by equlibrium(m): 5:16pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
@ITEUN ADVANTAGE ME!!! TOLD You I WZ GON GO ON A SMEAR CAMPAIGN DIDNT I?? YOUR TURN @HOUSE EVERYTIN I HAV SAID IS D TRUTH, D WHOLE TRUTH, AND NTIN BT D TRUTH SO HELP ME SEUN  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by princesa(f): 5:41pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
ya can go on dissing yourself while i sit back and comment |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by Jeovy(m): 6:21pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
chei,na Ituen be this? |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by spenchuks(m): 6:41pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
a clear case of obama and mccain ituen, u are definitely the obama here |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by MrInfo1(m): 6:44pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
princesa:  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by Abbygyal(f): 8:04pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
@post lol nice one |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by SamMilla1(m): 8:56pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
ha, ituen will hear this.  nice joke |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:59pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
SAM MILLA . . .Prodigal son welcome back  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by jaymobb(m): 9:18pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
a toast to the prodigal sam , u av done well by returnin bak to us |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by Jeovy(m): 3:04am On Jul 31, 2008 |
wow jay,wetin be that? |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by clemcykul(f): 8:23am On Jul 31, 2008 |
lol sammie where have u been?? missed ya jokes |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by chioya(f): 8:28am On Jul 31, 2008 |
@poster dat was hard on ituen but very funny |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by gunpoint(m): 8:42am On Jul 31, 2008 |
chioya: iteun startd it i loves wats happenin to him @equals mor vaseline to your. . . |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by MrInfo1(m): 8:47am On Jul 31, 2008 |
. . . .no shout am |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by clemcykul(f): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2008 |
bla bla bla |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by gunpoint(m): 4:23pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
HABA CLEMENT!!! U NO HEAR SAY MAKE U NO SHOUT AM?? |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by MrInfo1(m): 4:34pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
Cement dey block her left ear, so u no know?  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by LordChaser(m): 4:37pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
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| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by mykali(m): 5:37pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
@LordChaser why ur face no go confuse when u dey pursue wetin u no fit catch? |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by LordChaser(m): 8:03am On Aug 01, 2008 |
mykali: Am sorry but I dont have a clue of what you have just said  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by equlibrium(m): 8:15am On Aug 01, 2008 |
@lordchaser do u speak nigerian?? |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by princesa(f): 3:15pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
no he speaks kukuviasia  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by equlibrium(m): 7:00am On Aug 04, 2008 |
and who ask u??  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by Jeovy(m): 7:04am On Aug 04, 2008 |
your grand dad  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by equlibrium(m): 7:10am On Aug 04, 2008 |
@jeovy boi, if no b say me and ya papa na paddy, i 4. . . . . take time |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by Jeovy(m): 7:13am On Aug 04, 2008 |
i 4. . . . . you 4 make me breakfast,guy hurry abeg |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by clemcykul(f): 10:20am On Aug 04, 2008 |
no be grndnut and garri u dey smoke for morning pikin like you @info i no go answer cuss na last nite dem just release u from yaba, so wen u don well we go yarn |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by MrInfo1(m): 11:11am On Aug 04, 2008 |
Me way escape u say dem release me  |
| Re: Iteuns Cums Late. . . . by sammy6(m): 11:34am On Aug 04, 2008 |
Kai!!! |
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