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Zero To 200 by feelgood(op): 4:31pm On Jul 30, 2008
Zero to 200

A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him, "Tomorrow, there better be something in the driveway for me that goes from zero to 200 in under 10 seconds."

The next morning, the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Re: Zero To 200 by segunpc(m): 12:13pm On Jul 31, 2008
the wife na lepa.

good one.
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