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Bottle Of BeeЯ by MrInfo1(m): 9:37pm On Jul 30, 2008 |
A prisoner was thinking about his Life for he had been in jail for 10 years And had five more to go. "what job will I do when i get out?" knowing the computer and technology in general had left him behind He then saw an ant passing. blinking "i know what to do!" He took the ant and taught it a lot of things. JUMP, SIT, DANCE, MATCH, SLEEP and others The ant obeyed. At last he was released. He went to the bar. MAN - Bar man if i make you laugh would you give give me a bottle of beer? BARMAN - Okay, go ahead. MAN - see this ant. BARMAN - (slaps his hand down and ant is killed) Yes, go ahead. |
Re: Bottle Of BeeЯ by Jeovy(m): 3:02am On Jul 31, 2008 |
what?,that is bad bizzness |
Re: Bottle Of BeeЯ by clemcykul(f): 8:24am On Jul 31, 2008 |
hmm |
Re: Bottle Of BeeЯ by segunpc(m): 12:44pm On Jul 31, 2008 |
the guy is definitely going back to gaol because he go eventually kill the barman for killing his magic ant. lol. good joke. |
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