A Primary three teacher (Ibkaye) was having trouble with one of her students Iteun. Ibkaye asked, "Iteun, what is your problem?"

Iteun answered, "I'm too smart for Primary three. My sister is in Primary six and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in Primary six too!"

Ibkaye had enough. She took the boy to the Headmaster's (sam milla) office.

While Iteun waited in the outer office, Ibkaye explained to sam milla what the situation was. Milla told Ibkaye he would give iteun a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to Primary three and behave. She agreed.

Iteun was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Milla: "What is 3 x 3?"

Iteun: "9".

Milla: "What is 6 x 6?"

Iteun: "36".

And so it went with every question Milla thought a Primary three pupil should know. Milla looked at Ibkaye and told her, "I think the boy can go to Primary six."

She said to Milla, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him?" Milla and iteun both agreed.

Ibkaye asked, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Iteun, after a moment "Legs."

Ibkaye: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Iteun: "Pockets."

Ibkaye: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Iteun: Coconut

Ibkaye: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

At this point, Sam milla's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Iteun was taking charge.

Iteun: Bubblegum

Ibkaye: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

Milla's eyes opened really wide again and before he could stop the answer,

Iteun: Shake hands

Ibkaye: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Iteun: Yep.

Ibkaye: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Iteun: Tent

Ibkaye: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. The Headmaster was looking restless, a bit tensed.

Ituen: Wedding Ring

Ibkaye: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Iteun: Nose

Ibkaye: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Ituen: Arrow.

Ibkaye: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Iteun: Fire truck

Ibkaye: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you don't get it you have to use your hand.

Ituen: Fork

Ibkaye: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than in others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Iteun: Surname

Ibkaye: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

Ituen: HEART.

Sam milla just breathed a sigh of relief and said to Ibkaye,

See enh. . . . .

"Just end this Boy to The institute of blabla so he can lecture there because I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

who is 'Ibkaya' 

Ibkaya: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Iteun: Fire truck

By the way, 'Fire Truck' is not a 'word'

Good Joke

u duffus

pot
kettle
black

bite me

too hairy

ibkaye:

too hairy

Like i'd let u anyways. .

Im, too sexy 4 my shoes. . .
too sexy 4 my shirt. . .
too sexy 4 ibkaye. . .
tooooooooooo sexY!!!

Yeah!!!

equlibrium:

Like i'd let u anyways. .

I'm, too sexy 4 my shoes. . .
too sexy 4 my shirt. . .
too sexy 4 ibkaye. . .
tooooooooooo sexY!!!

Yeah!!!

You got to have a dream,
If you don't have a dream
How you gonna have a dream come true?

@ibkaye

Wz lukin up ur profile, is dat my name u hav written on ur mid region??

Awuh, so HOOOOOOOOOT!!!

is your name ralph?

for you, i can b any1 2nite, all night looooooooong. . .

man you are funny, just be yourself mr man

I guess they didnt tell you i have black belt in karate.

SAM MILLA:

I guess they didnt tell you i have black belt in karate.

lol

ahh MILLA, long time

i am ok ibkaye. just went to china to master my karate strategies and this equiltum wont respect the belt they gave me. he will look for his tooth very soon.

roflmao, i trust you meehn, i trust you

i saw the site on your signature, that yours, looks cute.

lol it's not my site

SAM MILLA:

I guess they didnt tell you i have black belt in karate.

No u didnt,
but i guess dats cos u wer scared??
knwin i gatta red belt in taichi??
wacha!!!!!

tink i heard dat b4 frm. . . .

U!!!

really

u guys are pickin on ituen because he's not here abi?

but the joke dey very funny sha

amebo

Intelligent

GRACIAS. . . .

ifyalways:

Intelligent

my frnd speak!!!

mehn, you are weird

ibkaye:

sawwy ma.  
@Topic,boring  
@equilibrum,u are too old to be playing around here  

ifyalways:

sawwy ma.  
@Topic,boring  
@equilibrum,u are too old to be playing around here  

lool

ha!!!
ify always
u dnt wanna go der. . .
bac off