A Nigerian is enjoying a hearty breakfast - bacon, eggs, coffee, croissants, toast, butter, jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation: American: "You Nigerians eat the whole bread?" Nigerian: "Of course." American (blowing bubble with his gum): "We don´t. In the States, we only eat what´s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to Nigeria." Nigerian: "Oh Really?" American: "´ya eat jam with the bread?" Nigerian: "Of course." American (chuckling and crackling his gum between his teeth): "We don´t. In the States we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Nigeria." Nigerian: "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Of course we do." Nigerian: "And what do you do with the condoms?" American: "Throw them away of course." Nigerian: "We don´t. We pack them into containers, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."

they will deny you visa if they see this.

~Yeah . . Nice one . . . . He got that coming.

No , they will give him VISA, let him come, and give him the recycled condom as gum, lol

lol.

lmao

very nice! sounds like i've heard it b4 but thumbs up girl.

lmao!!

uhm

@post
you be wan fall my hand.

How ??

yeaha, how?

serves the American right!

@poster
i no join oh i dey find visa to usa but i laff

IBK has got that contract going for yrs now. .pls guys contact her to keep ur environment clean, instead of littering with

sharrap dia

make noise dia

instead of u to pay me for free publicity

Tatafo people.

lysaa:

make noise dia

instead of u to pay me for free publicity

see this pikin

ben~jay:

Tatafo people.

i nor mind, em ey pay me    

Ibk, U gave me the slack and now u are playing OYO

lysaa:

i nor mind, em ey pay me    

Ibk, You gave me the slack and now u are playing OYO

pay for kini, see 419

ha! ibk

I would have quit but i know u want a clean job so I demand for a raised pay

hehehehe, see this pikin, you aint smelling a kobo from me, commot make i see road

~Since all of ona dey vex, why ona no go play for main road ??
That way, we can get this dispute settled fast.

this is strictly business, stay off

Ibk, this wasn't part of the bargain

dis yeye girl wan try scam me, di girl crase no be small, bargain ko nansense

see business deal ooo

now I know u are a big scam. .so u are like this eh? tho u was honest. .kai.

abeg pay me my money jor

sharrap! nansense

what the

I won't take this anymo

my money now now