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21st Century Lies by Drhenrysaint(m): 4:47pm On Dec 19, 2013
Real name:Dr Henry Saint
Nickname: YOUTH MUST WORK
HOBBIES: collecting teeth from live lion,
catching bullets with bare hands, Jogging up & down mount Everest.

MY RECORD: Fought with a tyranosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive!, held my breathe under water
for2months, 3weeks, 6hrs,51mins,45seconds,
(d list is too long!)

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS:
Went to heaven to charge my phone,
Fluent in 10,598 languages, 1st MAN to land on the sun,
SILLY THING I'VE DONE:
Ate a bowl of plastic fruit on thanksgiving day

EMBARRASSING
MOMENT: couldn't kill 100 bears with a single
punch only 99 died instantly and the
last one is Now an slowpoke.

PROUDEST MOMENTS:
1) When a cobra died after biting me,
2) I roasted a dragon at my backyard with a lighter.

Oya... sheybi na lie?...... let us have it.
CAN YOU BEAT THEAT?
Re: 21st Century Lies by youthmustwork: 4:49pm On Dec 19, 2013
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