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| This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 10:27am On Aug 01, 2008 |
A man went to his doctor to complain about his inability to sleep at night. "Doc, i can't sleep anymore" he complains. "I've tried everything, but i just toss and turn". "you have to relax", the doctor explains. Try putting each part of your body to sleep separately". That night,the man crawls into bed, gets confortable and starts talking to his body. "Toes, go to sleep", he whispers. "Feet, go to sleep, leg, go to sleep." Just then, his wife comes in, wearing a see-through nighties. The man opens one eye, then lifts his head from the pillow. "Ok", he shouts, "Up, Up, Up. . . every body up!" |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Moyola(f): 10:30am On Aug 01, 2008 |
lol. . . .  All stand!!! |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Temivict(f): 10:51am On Aug 01, 2008 |
Nice one Every part need to stand up for action. |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by mykali(m): 12:47pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 6:40pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
@temivict and moyola what do u know about 'standing up'? |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by coolykdat(m): 6:46pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
spenchuks: Same thing they know about lying down! Mufu! wetin konsine u.   |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 6:50pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
u are damn right! i got the jist but i will be happy if they will answer d question |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 6:52pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
u are damn right! i got the jist but i will be happy if they will answer d question |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Jeovy(m): 6:58pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Another ashawo in the house Nice joke though |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Nobody: 7:00pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
lol OYA! DIDE DIDE! |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 7:54pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
:-x |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Marryanne(f): 8:05pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
Dry joke Put more effort next time. another better joke pls  |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by MissyB1(m): 10:35pm On Aug 01, 2008 |
LOL dat was funny |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by lysaa(f): 12:05am On Aug 02, 2008 |
yh, got this mail from someone. spenchuks  how many qxn marks are there?explain getting up  |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by mohawkchic(f): 3:27am On Aug 02, 2008 |
~LMAO . . . Everyone standing to attension |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by SeanT21(f): 3:47am On Aug 02, 2008 |
not too funny!!! |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 11:56am On Aug 02, 2008 |
@lysaa your guess is good as mine i hope i've explained myself  |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by neowelsh(m): 1:09pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
[flash=200,200]http://Stand up! Stand up!! Stand up!!! get ready for the hotdog, what a sinfull food. lol[/flash] |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by princesa(f): 1:22pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
i will rate the joke 50/100 |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by lordmassac(m): 2:06pm On Aug 02, 2008 |
no dulling. get up for axn  |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Moyola(f): 10:26am On Aug 04, 2008 |
spenchuks: wt qweshaun?  |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by ituen(m): 10:53am On Aug 04, 2008 |
nice |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by MrInfo1(m): 10:56am On Aug 04, 2008 |
Rice |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Aug 04, 2008 |
beans and amala i know dat whats ibkaye loves |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Temivict(f): 12:24pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
Every part standing for the KOKO |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 12:28pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
@ moyola Ok. Temivict has answered the question |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by chioya(f): 12:41pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
lol |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Moyola(f): 12:49pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
spenchuks: i c!!! |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by folly69(m): 12:51pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
hmmmn no comment |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 1:03pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
Moyola: what do u mean? |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by Moyola(f): 2:18pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
spenchuks: what do u think i mean? |
| Re: This Is Not A Sleeping Matter by spenchuks(m): 2:34pm On Aug 04, 2008 |
what u are seeing |
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