In yesterday's much-anticipated interview with
Oprah, Beyoncé finally admitted she was a
member of the New World Order, also known as
the Illuminati.
Rumors have swirled since the episode's taping;
many fans wondered why Oprah never questioned
the star about her alleged Illuminati ties and
commented that it might be due to Oprah's own
participation in Illuminati activities.
Less than three seconds into the interview, Oprah
turned to Beyoncé and said, "So, you know what
I'm gonna say to you ... the Illuminati." From
there, Bey delved into her beginnings with the
group, their assistance in her rise to fame, and
her recent promotion to the highest ranks of the
order.
Beyoncé says she finally came clean after feeling
guilty over all the undue credit she's been given.
"People keep thinking I'm this magical ageless
beauty, when really that's the result of consuming
all these blood sacrifices." Oprah interjected, "You
still work hard, and you're raising a beautiful
daughter." Beyoncé remained critical: "People ask
me how I juggled my career and pregnancy
without understanding that reptilian pregnancies
last only 2 months."
Oprah's surprised reaction following this
statement has been deemed inauthentic by fans.
As godmother to Blue Ivy, she would have
presumably been present at both the conception
ritual and birth ceremony.
The pinnacle of the interview was when Oprah
solemnly asked if the Illuminati was behind the
death of Whitney Houston. "Yes, that was us. I
was there for that. But at the time I felt, in my
heart, that that was what she would have wanted,"
said Beyoncé.
"She had a good run."
When it came time to discuss husband Jay-Z's
possible ties to the Illuminati, Beyoncé said,
"That's something I'd like to keep private. I don't
like to air my family affairs out in the open."
"You're keeping something for yourself?" replied
Oprah. "Yes, exactly."