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Bia - Bia by abasifo(m): 2:55pm On Aug 01, 2008
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All the Bros them, I dey sqat for una o, abeg e get one thing wey I want make una hellep me with,

As a young boy, I always longed for the so-called beards and would have done anything possible to get them growing on my jaw, but right now, reverse is the case, I'm willing to do anything to make sure no strand of hair grows out of my ( I don belleful ).

Why? you may ask. Well I noticed the kind of bia bia I always wanted is not the type I'm getting so I just want to get rid of the whole thing KpataKpata.

Abeg anybody wey get genuine solution on how to get rid of Bia - Bia should help!

I hail una once more,
Re: Bia - Bia by lysaa(f): 3:05pm On Aug 01, 2008
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Re: Bia - Bia by MrInfo1(m): 11:14pm On Aug 02, 2008
O.Y.O tongue
Re: Bia - Bia by MissyB1(m): 11:25pm On Aug 02, 2008
lol
bia bia
Re: Bia - Bia by whizzy(m): 11:56pm On Aug 02, 2008
Info where art thou? Whizzy seeks thee
Re: Bia - Bia by mohawkchic(f): 11:59pm On Aug 02, 2008
~Nor be all man go grow bia-bia ooh brotha so take heart if e wan grow,e go grow grin
Re: Bia - Bia by MrInfo1(m): 12:07am On Aug 03, 2008
whizzy  what agaun? seek and u shall find me via YIM. Knock before ya enter my yim kk. My id is infoyedo
Re: Bia - Bia by clemcykul(f): 10:53am On Aug 04, 2008
hmm
Re: Bia - Bia by spenchuks(m): 1:01pm On Aug 04, 2008
@ Abasifo
pls u fit borrow me ur bia-bia?
at my age i neva get o. na only
moustache i get. i dey find the one
wey dey grow for jaw grin grin
Re: Bia - Bia by clemcykul(f): 2:12pm On Aug 04, 2008
bia bia grin
Re: Bia - Bia by mykali(m): 2:41pm On Aug 04, 2008
chei, c wetin kolomental juice dey cause
Re: Bia - Bia by spenchuks(m): 3:13pm On Aug 04, 2008
@ mykali
what do u mean by that?
Re: Bia - Bia by mykali(m): 3:19pm On Aug 04, 2008
u nor fit read?. simprl engrish. u drink kolo juice, u behave like a kolo man. simprl
Re: Bia - Bia by spenchuks(m): 3:26pm On Aug 04, 2008
abeg tell me wetin d kolo juice dey do for body sad embarassed
Re: Bia - Bia by mykali(m): 3:42pm On Aug 04, 2008
ah ahhn, vewy simprl. it goes str8 to ya head and messes up ur brain.
Re: Bia - Bia by chibaby5(f): 4:04pm On Aug 04, 2008
@poster

u want advise on bia bia ryt?? grin grin grin i think i can help u wink cheesy
Re: Bia - Bia by spenchuks(m): 4:24pm On Aug 04, 2008
how kolomental come concern bia-bia matter?
Re: Bia - Bia by coolykdat(m): 5:07pm On Aug 04, 2008
@poster

Go rub full grown tortoise shit for ya jaw, problem solved oya everybody go sleep!

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cool
Re: Bia - Bia by Agbalanze(m): 7:40pm On Aug 04, 2008
Get a female mosquito's small intestine, saliva of a soldier ant, 2 and half days old cockroach n grind all of them with d early morning urine of a pregnant woman. Allow 2 ferment for 2 days then rub it . chekina!
Re: Bia - Bia by ogorluv(m): 9:43pm On Aug 04, 2008
[url][/url]Guys, I need som advice as well on that issue, I used to fast and pray about getting the bia bia, but now I hav it, the damm tin won't stop growng, hav too use a lawn mower every 2 days. be careful of what u wish for folks, u just might get it, abundantly.
Re: Bia - Bia by sunej(m): 12:28am On Aug 05, 2008
Simply, Rob fuel and light matches on it, I promise u, it'll neva grow for the next 100 years grin
Re: Bia - Bia by abasifo(m): 12:37am On Aug 05, 2008
sunej u want kill am hahaaha
Re: Bia - Bia by abasifo(m): 12:40am On Aug 05, 2008
sunej u want kill am hahaaha
Re: Bia - Bia by Jeovy(m): 7:52am On Aug 05, 2008
sunej:

Simply, Rob fuel and light matches on it, I promise u, it'll never grow for the next 100 years grin

that sound like a solution,nice try it
Re: Bia - Bia by zelaws: 9:49am On Aug 05, 2008
ogorluv
na mountain that thing be o if u get faith like mustad seed u go tell am make e vanish and e go vanish so go back to ur kneels fast and pray for a miracle the tin go vanish
Re: Bia - Bia by manickal(m): 11:33am On Aug 05, 2008
sunej:

Simply, Rob fuel and light matches on it, I promise u, it'll never grow for the next 100 years grin

L M A O.
grin grin grin grin
Re: Bia - Bia by Pappyshoes(m): 2:57pm On Aug 05, 2008
I support sunej, but @poster must make he use a NAFDAC approved matches
and the petrol from approved marketer, sure, no wahala,  But make sure you write your will before
doin that, biko.


Human being, the last satisfiable entity in the universe,
Re: Bia - Bia by MrInfo1(m): 5:38pm On Aug 05, 2008
sunej:

Simply, Rob fuel and light matches on it, I promise u, it'll never grow for the next 100 years grin

true talk cheesy
Re: Bia - Bia by ogorluv(m): 5:21am On Aug 06, 2008
zelaws:

ogorluv
na mountain that thing be o if u get faith like mustad seed u go tell am make e vanish and e go vanish so go back to your kneels fast and pray for a miracle the tin go vanish

I've been praying since yesterday and during my prayers I got a revelation telling me that there was no solution to my problem. bia bia comes from God and therefore, I have decided to embrace nature and not shave again, so that I'll resemble the prophets of old.
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