A very smart English kid, who neva went to schl(but can speak & read simple English) and always indoors(extreme introvert) & good at interpretin drawins & events...

One day he left to stay wit his uncle for xmas 4 d 1st time steppin out away 4rm home.
At his Uncles,
He saw a Generator set 4 d 1st time & when asked to operate it durin a light out, was smart enough to locate d manual, followed procedures & switched it on...
To b continued...

and wat next.....

lekezino: and wat next.....

The dude was asked by his uncle who was sittin in d parlour to switch on his laptop 4 him & give it to him after it boots to d request of password...
The kid doesnt even know where on-button is located & when asked why d delay 4rm his uncle,he replied he was simply cleanin out d dust on d surface; meanwhile he was pressin each key one-after-d-other till he got d on button.


Xmas was closeby and d young man was asked to help slaughter the smaller of 2 fowls at d backyard..

On gettin to d backyard(he doesnt know wat a fowl is), he met his uncles 2 sons whom were arguing & it got into a serious quarrel....the elder called d younger a fowl and d younger agreed to b a fowl & retaliated by calling d elder a bigger fowl.

witnessin dis scenerio, and matchin it wit his uncles erand, he took out a matchet & killed d younger son as Xmas fowl!
Happy Xmas to u all!..cheers!!!

Lame

homeboy205: Lame