chue:
Rotflmao...yu don gv hope b4 competition strt??dis nigga sef

Lol! I tire bruh! Campaign for me now?

now I have to share the exuberance nature of my first wooing. mesoade oya hold your sit and grab pop corn.
sigh, how did I start developing feelings still remain a mystery, becoz I do remember back days, if a guy call on my older sister, he want to see her I will soliloquize, "if she go when we get home I will tell mummy", knowing fully she is hearing me I will dastardly asked her to go. and when we get home I will nefariously tell my mum the story. hum! it funny my accusations don't stand any chances, after she would explain to my mum that the guy is her classmate and he was only asking her about her friend. wow my head always eat knocks, she is my only sister and she was at ss3 while I was still in pry 6.in those days in our class is obvious the girls are mighter than we the boys, some of them had already grown mature chest and a few were still under development.I started being disquietude over the well being of ladies than guys after a day which a lady named Francesca safe me from being browbeating for late coming. I am sorta fond of usually coming late to school, so saving me that day was a miracle. I started developing a sorta crazy stuff for her, pleasing her was an apt for me. I usually spend all the money I acquired both scrupulously and surreptitiously on her. all I get each time was just an huge after closing. 3rd term placement examination knocking, men I was like saying, " is this how it is,'love" i thought of surmounting weakness and tell her I love her but the prob is that we are friends already, I thought of writing a sorta shit called love letter as encouraged by a friend of mine in the pry class. writing the stuff was an heck for me, because of lack of good grammatical structure and again I don't even know how to start the letter, I only knew how to write a formal and informal letter but not love letter. I ended up not going any further till after my pry age and by then she was no where to be found, her family packed out of my resident after our placement exam. but still yet I didn't forget her so easily, she was the first lady that opened me to the crap called affection.I was sent to a school I totally despised that same year and my sister at same time got admitted into college, I was only 12 then and when i got into the school I was a kinda gentle in ways and sneaky to avoiding punishments. after my first term in the school I acquired a lot of friend and became truant. spending must time in fastfood eating rice and fried egg, the gentleman started acquiring deficiency in performance, that was when life begun for me. there was this girl she was a sorta dark in complexion, just like that we became friends(too much money was talking then), during break I usually take her and others of my friends to fastfood with the best dish, and it continues all that way till 3rd term when I was already 13. I remembered I started my wooing a day from the fastfood when I had to stare at her for a long time and she noticed it, after when school dismissed that very day she just went home without saying a word to me. I was like saying to myself what went wrong, I thought to myself this is really going no were to be derailing my plan. so i conclude to give up for a while and so we continued with our usually funs. days later when i thought I have grab the best opportunity to woo her by words I message a male friend of mine to send for her without disclosing it was me during dismissal and when she came she told me my friend told her someone said he want to see her here personally, so I sat her by my side and I hold her arms, (summoned courage) being a friend I asked her if she does love me and she replied yes and she asked me if I do love her too and I replied yes, and my head was like glowing, and I could've just pegged her but wanted something more so I asked her to be my girlfriend (romantically). I always don't like remembering what she replied. she just stare at me and said,"I thought we are friends and perhaps don't you think we are too young for that", fainted away, and couldn't say anything more, she stood up pegged me and left. I didn't summon such wooing courage any more till ss1 when I got my first romantic kiss (but wasn't romantic to me) from a different lady I met in the school I started in ss1, wooing her was a doddy. if it was my first kiss i will say when I was 5,6,7,8 and 9 doing hide and seek, mama/papa,best caring friend deserve your kiss,etc all child play (you really miss a lot if you didn't get one). during my stay in jss class after she left the school I got lot of real approaches from some ladies who doesn't want to stay away from handsome guys but I didn't took the chances even while the puck in me tried a lot to make me do. funny so after does fainting away she till remained the last person who touched my lips.(not being a bad boy but I just don't want to lose that nice lips at list now we are matured).
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kulkatty:


Goan sell your own (˘̯˘ )ʃ

it's late already,who wan buy pure water from me? Witches like you abi?

Efedua . . Na uniben girls i dey pity,if dudes like you jam dem ehn . .

mesoade:
Efedua . . Na uniben girls i dey pity,if dudes like you jam dem ehn . .

lol, I don change since about 4years now when i would have to read 4-5hr after school dismissal just to help my deficiencies to achieve success in high school. gaming,gambling and others were dropped out at ss1. new school new character and great freedom, I schooled distance from home and my mum so entrusted me she rent an apartment for me there.perhaps that was the order for most students in the school, that's is God arresting me bro. now I don turn elder e remain to become Evangelist

efedua:
lol, I don change since about 4years now when i would have to read 4-5hr after school dismissal just to help my deficiencies to achieve success in high school. gaming,gambling and others were dropped out at ss1. new school new character and great freedom, I schooled distance from home and my mum so entrusted me she rent an apartment for me there.perhaps that was the order for most students in the school, that's is God arresting me bro. now I don turn elder e remain to become Evangelist

iffah hear say u turn evangelist mak i convert to islam

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mesoade:
iffah hear say u turn evangelist mak i convert to islam

don't you think change is inevitable. okay let see how it will goes in college.

Emperorking20:
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which contest bro

Emperorking20:

Lol! I tire bruh! Campaign for me now?

broda no worry shey na next round??yu go reach am

chue:
broda no worry shey na next round??yu go reach am

Thanks u!

benromeo39:
since you joined NL, what's the total number of likeS you have gotten?

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HonourablePomk:
Don't know why some niggas be hating for just playing prank don't you guys get what it means.Drizzytee Airtel dey fuvck i sweat before i fit get this internet to work. Kulkatty did it no crucifying but a male did it everyone is going gaga

You pulled one disgusting prank my brother!

lemmi ask, If you discover that a lady ure hitting on is male-disguised as a female, do u smile in satisfaction and show HIM love?

Emperorking20:

Thanks u!

post the link

Neldrizzy:
i have travelled to South Africa b4 jus goan produce for someone Lawd have mercy!

[<_<] [^_^] [>_>] [v_v]

drizzytee:

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i don vex,i no go like am

mesoade:
i don vex,i no go like am

lol okay make I go modify d post make we see

Woh! You guys should enlighten me. Biko,is it true that due to the elections,new intakes would resume March? tags:neldrizzy,kulkatty,3coins,naijaboiy,pweetyz,benromeo39,kelvin0,nimen.



*coughs*

drizzytee:

You pulled one disgusting prank my brother!

lemmi ask, If you discover that a lady ure hitting on is male-disguised as a female, do u smile in satisfaction and show HIM love?

Bros wetin happen did i ask you for money common show some love brother As long as its still called prank

drizzytee:

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I am a goat

naijaboiy:
@benromeo39 3538likes 359 shares

i comment my reserve

naijaboiy:

Haven't heard anything of such

That's a blatant lie

Thank God

kulkatty:


I am a goat

same here,which breed are you

drizzytee:

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weyre re ooooooooo

Abeg this thread is becoming boring...
Lets play a game, you post what you think you know about the previous commenter that no one in this thread knows, no insults abeg.
E.g
gafano is a staunch Man United fan lets go

N.B it can be wrong or right, no insults please...
Lets actualize dream page 1k

Awwww....Efedua that was romantic!
I seem to be the only one here who did't have a single crush throughout Pry & Sec. Sch. Haters every where...no time for Love!
Sometimes my quietness but mostly my grades wins me the favour of my teachers and since they are mostly males I end up being accused by my mates of having an affair with my teachers and that that was why my grades were perpetually high! (Not that am a genius actually but you know the saying "in the land of the blind, a one eyed is king"...).
And since am the type that lacks patience and perseverance I changed school six times bcus of that!
Too much hatred and strife for me to start nursing feeling for some guy....generally growing up was hell! I seriously hope and wish my experience in Uniben would be differened!

So Drizzytee done dey get feelings for Chilledbarbie already? Girls O, Girls O Honorable you no try at all...see now Drizzy is feeling like Gay! lol.

drizzytee:

You pulled one disgusting prank my brother!

lemmi ask, If you discover that a lady ure hitting on is male-disguised as a female, do u smile in satisfaction and show HIM love?

Victorious1:
So Drizzytee done dey get feelings for Chilledbarbie already? Girls O, Girls O Honorable you no try at all...see now Drizzy is feeling like Gay! lol.

lol na joke