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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 6:14pm On Nov 14, 2014
chizzy94:

No mind the Male. Imagine 'she' talk say she know say I go say something.. Lmao.
The person wey dey behind am just dey seek attention and I done already sabi the low-life behind am.
Sherlock homes( don't knw if ah spell wel) na u b for ur previous life abi
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:14pm On Nov 14, 2014
chizzy94:

LOL.
You sound like you know me. You've raised my suspicion the more cheesy. How did you know I was going to say 'something' sad?

LOL grin


Because you talk a lot bruh tongue
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 6:16pm On Nov 14, 2014
mesoade:
Accepted
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Cc: 3coins
@bestlily. . . Welcome. . . I dont have to apologise for how i talked to you earlier. . You should understand
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:17pm On Nov 14, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:19pm On Nov 14, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:19pm On Nov 14, 2014
6)Do you ever dance even if there's no music? I'm not
kulkatty the yabaleft patient.

embarassed
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Bestlily(f): 6:19pm On Nov 14, 2014
3coins:

@bestlily. . . Welcome. . . I dont have to apologise for how i talked to you earlier. . You should understand
i dnt av accept ur welcome,u will undastandB-)
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:20pm On Nov 14, 2014
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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by midasbliss(f): 6:21pm On Nov 14, 2014
uhmmm....
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:22pm On Nov 14, 2014
chizzy94:

Were you able to read diaries and view photos cheesycheesysad ??
Lmao
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by leemix(m): 6:22pm On Nov 14, 2014
3coins:
leemix. . .sup
I'm fyn nd u
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Bestlily(f): 6:23pm On Nov 14, 2014
chizzy94:

Were you able to read diaries and view photos cheesycheesysad ??
Ask chilledbarbie she knws alot abt dat:-/
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:26pm On Nov 14, 2014
Bestlily is another fake account...how do u know about chilledbarbie wen you just registered today...and I'm suspecting mesoade cuz u asked her if she knows about chilledbarbie and u know she registered today....hmmmgrin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 6:27pm On Nov 14, 2014
Bestlily:
i dnt av accept ur welcome,u will undastandB-)
you dont have to accept it. . . .i dont care if you do. . .just so you know smiley
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:27pm On Nov 14, 2014
Bestlily:
No1,av actually bin a guest 4 a lng tym..lets say since dis thread started...up on til we were involved tsumami saga..till we wrote putme n checked 4 our results....Den d 1st list came out..*was realy sad coz i didnt c my name*and d second came as well wit al d predicition.....2 cut d long story av always bin here!!!thou i dnt knw y i never registered until NOW!
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:28pm On Nov 14, 2014
1)What's your best friend's name? Victor

2)Who would you throw into the Bermuda triangle?
Lotsssss of peeps you don't wana know here

3)Do you sleep with your closet door open or closed?
Closed

4)Have you ever stolen anything? If I haven't, who will

5)Do you always smile for pictures? Yup. if I don't smile, you will just drop you phone on da floor embarassed

6)Do you ever dance even if there's no music? Yeah, very well especially when bathing or in front of a mirror

7)How many people have you slept with this week? I slept with a thing actually. And that's ma pillow

What is your song of the week?
Eminem - space bound/mocking bird

9)Do you still watch cartoons? Yep

10)Who is/are your celebrity crush(es)? I don't crush on celebs cus it doesn't last

11)Introvert or extrovert? In between

12)What movies could you watch over and over and still Love?
3 idiots, count of monte christo, harry potter(chamber of secret)etc

13)Last person you kissed? Myself(through the mirror)

14)Would you strip/pose Unclad for a magazine? lipsrsealed

15)When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? Can't remember

16)Are you dating? Yup yup

17)Describe your ideal proposal?
My ideal proposal would be a ring hidden inside a pair of loubutins, which were inside a hermes birkin, which would be in a ferrari grin

18)Do you have a nairaland crush? Nah!(I don't crush on people)

19)Are you lazy? I am laziness itself sad

20)How many languages can you speak? I'll say 10 cus I can say just good morning in all

21)Are you stubborn? Nope I'm not embarassed

22)Do you watch soap operas? Nope I stopped long ago. Buh d ones I watched, taught me bad things(mexican ones wink)

23)What is/are your nicknames?
I've gat none buh I'll give ma self uchiha cool

24)Ever used a gun? Nope. Cus I killed a lion with bare hands cool

25)How old were you when you had your first kiss? 1day old

26)Does anyone know the password to your nairaland
account? Yup

27)Do you want any tattoos? Nope.

28)Any strange habits? Yup.

29)What's the worst abuse you have ever done to your phone?
Squeezing it when ever I don't have network and I'm trying to type something I intend to forget easilyangry

30)What ever happened with you and your first bf/gf/ crush?

31)How old do you think you'll be when you have your
first child? 24

32)Are you a risk taker? Sometimes

33)What happened last time you cried? Pepper entered my eyes sad

34)Are things going the way you planned? Yup

35)Do you like your handwriting? Yup. Buh people say I need to change the way I write my Y and G

36)Have you ever bitten your toes nails? Yup. x_x

37)Do you have any phobias? Yup. Height

38)Do you miss anyone right now? Yes

39)Who are you in Love with? 3 people...Me, myself and I tongue

40)What do you want to know about the future? if I will ever stop taking the most serious things for granted

41)Have you already planned your wedding? Nah

42)Why do you like Nairaland? It makes me learn how to troll and see how people reason.

43)Which celebrity would you change lives with? Nope nope

44)What are you doing right now? Practicing how to fly. Ohh yeah!!! cool

45)Last person you talked to on phone? Customer care

46)Do you wear contacts? Yup

47)Scary movies or happy endings? Scary movies

48)If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Yup yup

49)Do you like cooking? Nope. Buh I just have to cook cus I'm a girl sad

50)What's your zodiac sign? Gemini

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Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Bestlily(f): 6:28pm On Nov 14, 2014
kulkatty:


BLOOD OF JESUS shocked
Who are you please?
Am lilian,yhu.?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:29pm On Nov 14, 2014
^^^arent u guys tired of that same "i have been a guest since" line....learn guys learn grin




#iJustdeyObserve cool
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by 3coins(m): 6:29pm On Nov 14, 2014
leemix:
I'm fyn nd u
good to bro. . .jurt wanted you to say something smiley
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:30pm On Nov 14, 2014
this days we are having real time freshers here all the time I hope we are safe.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:32pm On Nov 14, 2014
wait oo...how can u be in Love with yourself?Do you know what it means to be IN LOVEgrin
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:35pm On Nov 14, 2014
Bestlily:
Am lilian,yhu.?

Wow. I'm also Lillian
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Bestlily(f): 6:37pm On Nov 14, 2014
kulkatty:


Wow. I'm also Lillian
my namesake o...
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:37pm On Nov 14, 2014
IamTitanium:
Bestlily is another fake account...how do u know about chilledbarbie wen you just registered today...and I'm suspecting mesoade cuz u asked her if she knows about chilledbarbie and u know she registered today....hmmmgrin
so,it's a crime to welcome someone?
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 6:46pm On Nov 14, 2014
hailing the ma'ams and ogas in this thread. how ona dey 3coin,mesoade,kulkatty, and et al.
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Bennyberry(m): 6:53pm On Nov 14, 2014
Bestlily:
its nt my fault u r dis DUMB!!
lolzz...i agree
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by chue(m): 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2014
Emperorking20:
A big thanks to y'll who voted for me today, and if you haven't voted pls do so.. Here's d link :- https://www.nairaland.com/1995552/mr-nairaland-december-2014-edition
Benromeo, Chue, Chizzy, Mesoade, Incredyable, Kulkatty, Oga Nel and those I didn't mention smiley u knw urself.. Thanks a lot y'll! I'm eternally grateful! grin
wlcm sir
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by mesoade(m): 6:59pm On Nov 14, 2014
efedua:
hailing the ma'ams and ogas in this thread. how ona dey 3coin,mesoade,kulkatty, and et al.
hailings bro
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Josh96(m): 7:02pm On Nov 14, 2014
Bbm chat:
charmer:hello swit gal
swit gal:hi lover boi
charmer: can I know u mre?
swit gal:17,female,swit lips,bootylicious and delicious, live in Maryland and u?
charmer:hmmm!! I'm in love already. I'm 52, male,6 packs, big chest, lives in Maryland too
swit gal: u r 52?OMG! r u serious? same age as my dad
charmer: am just into fresh young beautiful gals
swit gal: do u av a wife?
charmer: yes, but not as sexy as u,I av a daughter, she z in ha bedroom wit ha fwend doing homework
swit gal: y do u like young gals
charmer: I like them cos they r very beautiful not to mention sexy and wit fresh boobs and booty
swit gal: am also into older men wit I phones, iPads and driving expensive cars
charmer: i can offer u all dat and even more
swit gal: I tink we should meet cos u r in Maryland and I also live here
charmer: dat would b nice, wen do I pick u up 2mao wit my new BMW X6 sexy gal?
swit gal: 2mao am going to skul, it won't b possible
charmer: or maybe over d weekend
swit gal: while chatting lemmi continue wit ma homework...
charmer: which homework z dat? maybe I can help
swit gal: its biology and my fwend Lucy z assisting me
charmer: hey! do u say ur fwend name z Lucy?
swit gal: yes
charmer: wer exactly in Maryland do u stay?
swit gal: Maryland estate, house number 5 and u?
charmer: mercy!!! z dat u?
swit gal: dad!!!! z dat u?

whaaaaaaaatt!!!! if u wer d gal wat would u do? if u wer d dad wat would u do?... lol see gobe
tags everyone
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:17pm On Nov 14, 2014
1)What's your best friend's
name? Ojingbe crew
2)Who would you throw
into the Bermuda triangle?
Nobody, cos i dont hate
3)Do you sleep with your
closet door open or closed?
Closed
4)Have you ever stolen
anything? Nope but have stolen many things grin
5)Do you always smile for
pictures? Sometimes
6)Do you ever dance even if
there's no music? Well well(akpors voice)
7)How many people have
you slept with this week? Nobody

What is your song of the
week?
Sam smith-leave your lover
9)Do you still watch
cartoons? Yep
10)Who is/are your
celebrity crush(es)? Tiwa savage
11)Introvert or extrovert?
Extrovert
(12)What movies could you
watch over and over and
still Love?
Any porn grin
13)Last person you kissed? My sister
14)Would you strip/pose
Unclad for a magazine? Nope
15)When was the last time
you wrote a letter to
someone on paper? Waec exam
16)Are you dating? Nope 17)Describe your ideal
proposal?
Dont know
18)Do you have a nairaland
crush? Oluuchi...guys kill yourslf
19)Are you lazy? Yup to eat even tire
20)How many languages
can you speak? 4(including speaking in tongues
21)Are you stubborn? Nope

22)Do you watch soap
operas? Nope I stopped
long ago. Buh d ones I
watched, taught me bad
things(mexican ones wink )
23)What is/are your
nicknames? Ojingbe
24)Ever used a gun? Yes.. Toy gun grin
25)How old were you when
you had your first kiss?
1day old
26)Does anyone know the
password to your nairaland
account? Nope
27)Do you want any
tattoos? Nope.
28)Any strange habits? Yup.
29)What's the worst abuse
you have ever done to your
phone?
Spoilt it
30)What ever happened
with you and your first bf/
gf/ crush? She move on
31)How old do you think
you'll be when you have
your
first child? 33
32)Are you a risk taker?
Sometimes
33)What happened last time
you cried? Was dreaming
34)Are things going the
way you planned? Yup
35)Do you like your
handwriting? Not at all
36)Have you ever bitten
your toes nails? Yup.
37)Do you have any
phobias? Lightning and thunder...am so scared talking about it self
38)Do you miss anyone
right now? Yes
39)Who are you in Love
with? My neigbour
40)What do you want to
know about the future? What i will do to be so wealthy
41)Have you already
planned your wedding?
Nah
42)Why do you like
Nairaland? Its fun
43)Which celebrity would
you change lives with?
Nobody
44)What are you doing
right now? Typing
45)Last person you talked
to on phone? My mum
46)Do you wear contacts?
Nope
47)Scary movies or happy
endings? Scary movies
48)If you were another
person, would you be
friends with you? Yup yup
49)Do you like cooking?
Nope.
50)What's your zodiac sign?
Libra
Re: UNIBEN 2014/2015 Admission Guide Thread by Nobody: 7:17pm On Nov 14, 2014
mesoade:
Theoneandonlyme . . A fresher?
Yep

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