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During A Robbery In A Bank by Lastdon02(m): 10:31am On Dec 23, 2013
During a robbery in a bank, the
bank robber shouted to everyone
in the bank: "Don't move, The
money belongs to the State, Your
life belongs to you.

"Everyone in the bank lay down
quietly. This is called "Mind
Changing Concept” Changing
the conventional way of thinking.

When a lady lay on the table
provocatively, the robber shouted
at her: "Please be civilised! This
is a robbery and not a rape!"This
is called "Being Professional”
Focus only on what you are trained to do!

When the bank robbers returned
home, the younger robber (MBA-
trained) told the older robber
(who has only completed Year 6
inprimary school): "Big bros, let's
count how much we got."The older robber rebutted and said:
"You are very stupid. There is so
much money, it will take us a long
time to count Tonight, the TV
news will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"This is called "Experience.”

Nowadays, experience is more
important than paper
qualifications! After the robbers
had left, the bank manager told
the bank supervisor to call the
police quickly But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us take
out $10 million from the bank for
ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously
embezzled from the bank”. This
is called "Swim with the tide.”

Converting an unfavourable
situation to your advantage! The
supervisor says: "It will be good
if there is a robbery every month.
This is called "Killing Boredom.”

Personal Happiness is more
important than your job. The next
day, the TV news reported that $
100 million was taken from the
bank. The robbers counted,
counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The
robbers were very angry and
complained: "We risked our lives
and only took $20million. The
bank manager took $80 million
with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be
educated than to be a thief!"This
is called "Knowledge is worth as
muchas gold!

"The bank manager was smiling
and happy because his losses in
the share market are now
covered by this robbery. This is
called "Seizing the opportunity.”

Daring to take risks! So who are
the real robbers here?

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