Akpos the houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pastis, a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks in, drank the new wine and added water to it. Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.

He ran to the kitchen. Meanwhile, Oga and madam were seated in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pastis?
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pastis?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga, when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a question while i stand here.

Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, I say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house?.

No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam!!
MADAM: Yes Akpos..
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father? Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o!!, I can't understand anything at all.

haha!

To the mod dat brought dis on frontpage

Aff yer Dis joke before.

old joke mod

Hmm

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obscene jest

Space booked!!! Bumbs. 33333333333333333 to..........

LOL! Very funny

.An ugly woman walk in a
store
with her two kids, yelling at
them. SAKA, the store clerk
pleasantly
said, "Good morning ma'am
and
welcome.
Nice children. Are they twins?
The ugly woman stop yelling
and
said, "Hell no, they are not.
One is
9 yrs old & the other is 7 yrs
old.
Why dah hell would you think
they are twins, are you blind,
or
silly?" TOLU replied, "I'm
neither blind
nor silly ma'am, I just can't
believe someone would sleep
with
you twice!!"
ONE WORD TOLU

The MOD that brought this to the frontpage needs fumigation.

Na wa 4 some threads o. abeg where I fit buy fairly used chicken for 2mrw jare. Link me up shapperly

very very very funny

lol

House of doom! Smh ...lol

ɗαʀη ƒυηηу .. ċнαι ! !!

All dis old recycled joke (might b new to some fellas)..d ones i usually drop are new & d-o-p-e.read some below

So yesterday, a bros came up to me and handed me 5K, I was so happy when he told me that it's my christmas gift.
Quickly I went to a store to buy some goodies.
Now, I've spent nearly half of the cash when my mum woke me in the night and said 'Oya, Tunde where is the money Uncle Femi was owing me, he said he gave it to you'

DAD: What's 10 plus 10?
AKPOS: I don't know.
DAD: Idiot! You can't answer
such a cheap
sum...Your stupidity will kill
you.
AKPOS: Daddy, if you saw a
1000 naira note and a
500 naira note which would
you pick?
DAD: 1000 of course
AKPOS: Idiot! Can't you pick both? Poverty will kill
you.

Akpos was owing his landlord,
3years house rent.
Akpos always come back at
nights and he will sneek through
the window and enter his room
every night. The landlord could not be able to
get him at day time, so he
decided to call him on phone.
grin......grin.....grin....., that is akpos phone ringing.
Akpos noticed that it's his
landlord that is calling him on
phone.
Akpos changed his voice and he
picked-up the call.
Akpos: Hello....this is
"G.S.M"....General-Service-mochuary..
If you need an ambulance press 1.
If you have a dead body with you
press 2.
If your mother is dead and you
want us to send an ambulance to you press 3.
If you your child is dead press 4.
we also have many seize of
coffin,
To get one for your self press 5.
Or press 0 to talk to one of our costomers representative's.
Landlord: abeg na wrong number
oooooo.

Akpos read from cover to cover preparing for his entrance examination. His father came to his room and saw him reading.
FATHER: Akpos, make sure you pass that exam otherwise just forget that I'm your father!
AKPOS: Sure thing dad, I'm bound to bring smiles to your face.
5 HOURS LATER...
FATHER: So my son, how was your exam? I'm sure u passed it excellently...
AKPOS: Sorry excuse me, do I know you?

Kudos to op sha

#BIGWIG nairaland joke contender

Hehehe... Very Funny...

Me: MoD YOU can be stupid somtimes without knowing.

MoD: Whaaaat

Me: I said YOU not MoD

MoD: Ok u are lucky if not I would have banned ur ars

Me: and do u still know dat YOU is crazy

MoD: Well you may be ryt tough, I don't know YOU but I think YOU is good :/

Me: Cool

Temismith: Aff yer Dis joke before.

єнннннн ! !

Jst dia

D first time i heard about dis joke was 4yrs ago.. But it's great keeping NL Active... Nice joke

Rubbish!!! the mod that brought this to the frontpage needs to be flogged mercilessly.

I'm seeing this for the first time....

over old dey worry this ya joke.


in d oda news...666th comment.

@MOD u re sick for bringing diz rvbizh to d front page, even if is a new joke is not funny at all. Waste of MB. Mtcheeeew

@mods, why u go carry this joke topic enter frontpage when this my topic never enter? www.nairaland.com/1567694/why-northern-elders-angry-jonathans