check out these funny conversations:

tom: it's true dat ihave lots of money but i want u to understand somtin,:money can buy u a bed but not sleep,can buy u drugs but not health,can buy u blood but not life.u see,in fact,it causes more pain and suffering.i tell u dis as a friend.

james: enh eee! is dat so, okay as a friend too i wuldn't like u to suffer,so send me all ur money so that i'll take away ur pain and suffering!


tom: why did u eat so fast at hte party?

james: i had to eat that fast co i was afraid of loosing my appetite.


tom: doctor, r u sure i'm suferring from pneumonia?becos once i heard about adoctor treating sum1 with pneumonia but the person finally died of typhoid.

doctor: oh! mr tom,don't worry that won't happen to u. i don't mix things up here,if i treat sum1 with pneumonia,he will die of pneumonia(strait forward)!

so T-blac, if your doctor treat a gonorrea h patient that means the person will die of gonorreah

thank God you didnt spell d funnie well and didnt add *must read* by d side.