During a robbery in a bank, the bank robber
shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't move,
The money belongs to the State, Your life
belongs to you.
"Everyone in the bank lay down quietly. This is
called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her: "Please be civilised! This
is a robbery and not a rape!"This is called
"Being Professional” Focus only on what you
are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA- trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6
inprimary school): "Big bros, let's count how
much we got."The older robber rebutted and
said: "You are very stupid. There is so much
money, it will take us a long time to count
Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we
robbed from the bank!"This is called
"Experience.”
Nowadays, experience is more important than
paper qualifications!After the robbers had left,
the bank manager told the bank supervisor to
call the police quickly But the supervisor said
to him: "Wait! Let us take out $10 million from
the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70
million that we have previously embezzled from
the bank”. This is called "Swim with the tide.”
Converting an unfavourable situation to your
advantage! The supervisor says: "It will be good
if there is a robbery every month. This is called
"Killing Boredom.”
Personal Happiness is more important than
your job. The next day, the TV news reported
that $100 million was taken from the bank. The
robbers counted, counted and counted, but
they could only count $20 million. The robbers
were very angry and complained: "We risked
our lives and only took $20million. The bank
manager took $80 million with a snap of his
fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated
than to be a thief!"This is called "Knowledge is
worth as muchas gold!
"The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are now
covered by this robbery. This is called "Seizing
the opportunity.”