1; Am so cool that when my mum gave birth to me,I cut my own umbilical cord with my razor sharp teeth and drove her home while she sat on the back sit.(True). 2; Am so cool that I ran 8 kilometers in 30 minutes(with my hands). 3; Am so cool and brave that when people saw me fighting with a bear,they got scared for the bear,and fought me for the bear. 4; Am so cool and strong that I was asked to build a fence once,maybe you might have heard of it,it's called the great wall of china. 5; Am so cool that I invented inventions. 6; Am so cool and handsome,that I was arrested once for smelling too nice and looking too handsome. 7; Am so cool and strong that when I challenged the Hulk to a fight,he got scared and shrunk back to bruce banner(true). 8; Am so cool that I jumped from a flying plane unto another flying plane 10,000feat in the air. 9; Am so cool that when I contested in a cool competition were you and me were the competitors,I won. 10; Am so cool that I win every card game I play except solitaire were it's a draw. PS: I was the cool form of uncool even before uncool became a thing. Drop your comments and do give your reasons why you are so cool.

Am so cool that even after all that you have done you are still not better than me 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

slimthugchimee: Am so cool that even after all that you have done you are still not better than me 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

. Hmmm,,it's impossible,,Am so cool and sexy that boko haram come to me for attacks cus my six packs are the bomb

Am so cool that I release cool breeze when sweating and was the best man in my own wedding. Am so cool that I didn't go through puberty cus puberty went through me