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Reasons Why Am So Cool:::: by Guykhena(m): 2:55pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
1; Am so cool that when my mum gave birth to me,I cut my own umbilical cord with my razor sharp teeth and drove her home while she sat on the back sit.(True). 2; Am so cool that I ran 8 kilometers in 30 minutes(with my hands). 3; Am so cool and brave that when people saw me fighting with a bear,they got scared for the bear,and fought me for the bear. 4; Am so cool and strong that I was asked to build a fence once,maybe you might have heard of it,it's called the great wall of china. 5; Am so cool that I invented inventions. 6; Am so cool and handsome,that I was arrested once for smelling too nice and looking too handsome. 7; Am so cool and strong that when I challenged the Hulk to a fight,he got scared and shrunk back to bruce banner(true). 8; Am so cool that I jumped from a flying plane unto another flying plane 10,000feat in the air. 9; Am so cool that when I contested in a cool competition were you and me were the competitors,I won. 10; Am so cool that I win every card game I play except solitaire were it's a draw. PS: I was the cool form of uncool even before uncool became a thing. Drop your comments and do give your reasons why you are so cool. |
Re: Reasons Why Am So Cool:::: by slimthugchimee(m): 3:03pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
Am so cool that even after all that you have done you are still not better than me 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) |
Re: Reasons Why Am So Cool:::: by Guykhena(m): 3:21pm On Dec 26, 2013 |
slimthugchimee: Am so cool that even after all that you have done you are still not better than me 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-). Hmmm,,it's impossible,,Am so cool and sexy that boko haram come to me for attacks cus my six packs are the bomb |
Re: Reasons Why Am So Cool:::: by Guykhena(m): 7:12am On Dec 27, 2013 |
Am so cool that I release cool breeze when sweating and was the best man in my own wedding. Am so cool that I didn't go through puberty cus puberty went through me |
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