jreyez: Space booked!

space booked or space reserved. .anoda crew

Etumgbe: What of the 'end time things' crew?

i swear, i hate dose ppl eeh

Na the Garri crew rock pass
Followed by ETT
Followed by FTC

ilu.MUgu.nboy:
The useless GEJ till 2019 crew ...

The typical FARTING,FABRIC-SPONGY BRAINED,ARSSE PENNYWHISTLING crew. Hell yeah!

the gay rights activists crew.the punctuation mark crew.the smh crew.

And again, the ISH,LAUGHING IN CHINESSE,I COMMENT MY RESERVE crews..d one thats kinda sound irritating,the i FINK crew n d one that always gets me rotfl,the PARK WELL,JOOR crew.

Indeed! NL is filled with characters. Oga Seun! Abeg no dey too ban those people. They make here fun. *seriously*

khattab02: bros u no see the inverted coma? I was quoting what those crew mostly or used to say..

Hey bro, just trying to be funny. Sowi anyways

ilugunboy: The useless GEJ till 2019 crew ...

GEJ till 2019, 'Go and Die' if you like

Tobetoe: i swear, i hate dose ppl eeh

Hmmmmm

Na Laugh:

I hate that sentence. Very ugly.

lol. ok, thats strng.

$Πøwpr¡Π¢€:
d i hate tecno crew

Anti Tecno rather

It is a great post. this POST is awesome.Posts with more information will be great.thanx alot..

Don't forget . If you ask me na who I go ask crew.

The Oduagate; Amaechi; G7; ethno-religious bigot crew.

Im team first to comment and team garri

Oduntan Gabriel:

Hey bro, just trying to be funny. Sowi anyways

No probs bro.

bknight: The-read-but-never-comment crew!

These people register alright, but their profile is scant of information. Sex,Location,Posts, Personal Text, Signature, YIM, Twitter are all not filled. They r always online but funny, they never comment on any thread or probably make 1 comment in 3months or more. :-
#detectiveBKnight.

please don't insult my crew.

Picture or it didn't happen crew then when you post a picture, they will be screaming PHOTOSHOP.

[quote
author=bknight]The-read-but-never-comment crew!

These people register alright, but their profile is scant of
information. Sex,Location,Posts, Personal Text, Signature, YIM, Twitter
are all not filled. They r always online but funny, they never comment
on any thread or probably make 1 comment in 3months or more.

#detectiveBKnight. [/quote]


Lol....this is so so me! u got me there.

homosapien: please don't insult my crew.

--+and hw does ur crew affect d price of garri in de market??(end tym coment)

Not forgeting the "I Want To Be A Moderator" crew.

Those folks came into limelight after the ouste of Sexkillz.
I no know wether dem wan use NL Moderatorship collect money for bank.

wat of dem always quoting with "hmm" crew?

Mr.olodo is a one man squad...he's got no crew yet.

Na Laugh: Now 2013 is closing up shop, it's time to highlight the most prevalent character types of the year in the Nairaland community.

1. The “First to Comment crew”.
This individual no dey ever catch head. He wanders the forum actively, in detective mode. He investigates what Mods are viewing each thread in order to narrow down his “front page material” threads. He goes on to leave this very useful comment right beneath the OP- “.” in hopes the thread makes frontpage, in which event he returns to drop either his long copy/paste “first to comment' shout outs, or “FTC tinz” and more gibberish.
His prognosis often includes his crap getting hidden or im go collect small ban.

2. The “What is this doing on Front page crew”
2013 saw the uprising of those who apparently perceive the home page of Nairaland as being equivalent to CNN or NTA. When a lighthearted or humorous thread hits the front page, they grab their picket signs and cutlasses and hit the streets (of Nairaland).
This guy needs to chill out. Life is not that serious. Nairaland to the best of my knowledge is neither a News nor political site. It is a “General” discussion forum, meaning “ANYTHING” that fits wholly or partially into the Nigerian context goes up for discussion.

3. The “PDP, APC, FASHOLA, ANTI-FASHOLA, GEJ, ANTI-GEJ crew”
There was a time when political debate was largely confined to the politics section. This was not the case in 2013, as even a thread with the topic
“Cute cats singing, while cute puppies dance and rainbows bow in the background”
will somehow attract comments on how the incompetence or competence of GEJ/FASHOLA has led to such singing and dancing by these cute furry friends of ours.
I tire for this crew.

4. The “Thread Bomber/Spammer”
This dude has no respect. He has never come across such words. He targets any thread with significant activity; it DOES NOT matter what the thread is about or discussing. All he knows is he has the secret to fish farming & snail farming and you are all to contact him IMMEDIATELY he pastes his advert on your thread, and walks away like a BOSS.
If I catch this guy ehn..

5. The “my MB crew”
Alright, we know for those in Naija, internet access is still an issue, but abeg make una relax small. Any thread containing photos & video will definitely attract this crew to go:-
“ah! Na ur fada buy me MB?” or
“make una watch am tell me.. I no get MB to waste” or
”Sh*t!.. see as I waste my MB on this useless thread”.
no vex, your telecoms provider go soon do New year promo.

6. "Pics or it didn't happen crew"
These are the newest evolved characters. For every topic without a pic or video, they show up with this same response.
'pics or it didn't happen' or 'video or it didn't happen'. Needless to say, they are most prevalent in threads to do with the female anatomy.
Awon bad boys.

*honorary mention:
“THE GREAT GARRI CREW”: This crew was hyperactive prior to 2013, and roamed the lands VORACIOUSLY until early 2013, when the atmosphere created by mods became less conducive for their survival. Their wise words of “HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE PRICE OF GARRI IN THE MARKET” were abound. Our evolutionary scientists at the NaLaugh research headquarters now have reason to believe, following extensive research and fossil records that this particular species evolved over time into the existing “What is this doing on Front page Crew”.
Abeg, add your own Common/prevalent/Annoying Nairaland characters of 2013.

the Banana Island crew headed by chief yuzedo

How can every one forget the 'I dey come make I reach market crew'?

bknight: The-read-but-never-comment crew!

These people register alright, but their profile is scant of information. Sex,Location,Posts, Personal Text, Signature, YIM, Twitter are all not filled. They r always online but funny, they never comment on any thread or probably make 1 comment in 3months or more.

#detectiveBKnight.

Dts my crew yo!

THE END TIME TINZ CREW

The GARRI CREW and even seun was a member of this crew...but since the mods became hyperactive I eloped nd revised it to "How does dis affect the price of any soccer player with a name that sounds garriish in the transfer market"

#the Big mouth charger crew
#the I dey go market crew
#the I dey come comment later crew
#ETT crew
#the Oga@d top crew

Just my Twentycent...

"move to joke section crew"

oscargd: "move to joke section crew"