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A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 1:39pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
A pun is a word that means more than one thing and this is a poem, like a song you don’t sing I am trying my best to write one about both and weather it’s good I can’t give you my oath but I’ll do my best to make sure its well explained to be a good conductor you must first be trained when I say trained what does that mean to you a way of learning, or a moving choo choo now there you go, and wasn’t that fun there is no right answer cuz that there's a pun now I'll ramble off a few that I can think of off hand so listen up closely and see if you understand to deliver all those presents at Christmas, Santa must truly be gifted when I finish working out at the gym I feel like a huge weight has been lifted my deodorant asked if it could make a pit stop and I said sure no sweat I chose to learn the piano over the guitar and I don’t even fret it I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things will get out of hand when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure where I stand hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass and people who drop out of school have no principals or class when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast she totally flipped and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when her pants were unzipped the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder disgrace and I’m sorry for this one, I’m about to bash a whole race to hurt anyone’s feelings is not my intent but the Indy 500 is a boring event zombies get a very bad wrap I have come to find and all they really want is a piece of mind I used to dislike them as well and was a fellow complainer then decided to join them myself and it was a no brainier there you go two more puns about the undead and the fact that they like the brains in your head lets try for one more in this poem I’m conveying a mime can drive a real car, but that goes without saying now of course he doesn’t talk as he drives away and obviousness is the second thing on display so once again it’s a phrase that means more than one thing and if its done properly a smile it will bring if you don’t get a laugh and done it in this fashion it’s not your fault some people hate puns with a passion only smart people receive them with delight the people who don’t are simply not bright so if you tell one and it does not succeed you’ve probably told it to a stupid inbreed whatever you do don’t let them make you quit keep on telling puns and challenge your wit I think I’ve explained what a pun is quite nicely and any confusion I hope I’ve cleared up precisely I know I didn’t explain a poem like I previously said but simply go back and review the words you just read 4 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: A Punny Poem by missterious(f): 2:55pm On Dec 27, 2013 |
Blackeard: A pun is a word that means more than one thingLawd 1 Like |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 9:25pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
miss.terious:did I please you my lady *bows* |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 9:48pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Read d first two lines nd dozed off Can u just summarize d |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 9:59pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: Read d first two lines nd dozed offlol. Ok, the whole poem is about me explaining what a "pun" is. If you already understand puns, u won't have any probs getting on. |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 10:11pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Blackeard: lol. Ok, the whole poem is about me explaining what a "pun" is. If you already understand puns, u won't have any probs getting on.I dnt understand puns bhu I know pun . My literature teacher told me pun is play upon words I av a prob getting on So, do u mind explaining? |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 10:16pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: I dnt understand puns bhu I know pun . My literature teacher told me pun is play upon wordserrm I dunno how to explain this (._. ). Where do I start from? |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 10:19pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Blackeard: errm I dunno how to explain this (._. ). Where do I start from?Toor Bah damoa |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 10:22pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: Toortoor bah damoa?? What's it mean pls? |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
it means, no problem, no sh.it, no wahala |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 10:26pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: it means, no problem, no sh.it, no wahalaoh! In what language?? |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 10:28pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Hausa |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 10:30pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: Hausalmao no kidding?? U speak hausa? I thought u were igbo |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 10:33pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Blackeard: lmao no kidding?? U speak hausa? I thought u were igboomo yoruba ni mi o |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 10:36pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: omo yoruba ni mi olol u're like a model for "wazobia". Cool...wait can other people read this posts?? O_O |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 10:38pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Yes |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 10:42pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: Yesoh ok then. Let them watch, its their time...did u see what I did there?? |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 10:46pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
Blackeard: oh ok then. Let them watch, its their time...did u see what I did there??Did I? No |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 10:50pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: Did I? Nolol. u really have a long way to go in wordplay missus. "Let them WATCH (time piece), its their TIME (turn)" that statement means more than one thing. |
Re: A Punny Poem by Nobody: 11:01pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
. |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 11:12pm On Dec 28, 2013 |
zeemoore: who cares about wordplay?*face palm* well I can see that. Its no biggie tho, u'll learn. If u want to that is.. |
Re: A Punny Poem by Twaci(f): 7:01pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Blackeard:Got lost at the first letter "A", but I refuse to go thru this again. So I'll just say, more MB to ur phone. Weldone! 1 Like |
Re: A Punny Poem by Sheikwonder(m): 7:28pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
I think the poem's great,i especially love this part "I would learn how to juggle but, I’m afraid things will get out of hand when it comes to Apple maps, I’m not really sure where I stand hemorrhoids are a real pain in the ass and people who drop out of school have no principals or class when I told my friend she was a terrible gymnast she totally flipped and I couldn’t come up with a joke on the fly when her pants were unzipped the cow who couldn’t produce milk was an udder disgrace"... However towards the end,it felt a bit jumbled as though the writer was in a haste...also i'm one who likes to check for words and spellings & i'm not quite sure what a "silly inbreed" means... That said though,if this piece is an original one,then it makes for fun perusal... It's such a pity many people do not get the idea of puns,and trying to explain makes it more complicated...like a "flipping gymnast" or "udder disgrace" as against "utter disgrace",e.t.c Thumbs up anyways... |
Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m): 9:51pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Brb |
Re: A Punny Poem by Blackeard(m): 9:53pm On Feb 12, 2015 |
Twaci:lol thank you. |
Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m): 1:18am On Feb 13, 2015 |
WATCHING my MOTHERS WARES... SEASON 3. Poverty, Is so IMPOVERISHED, An idea left UNNOURISHED. Always SOAKING garri Will get you DEHYDRATED WITHOUT money The Girl 'GOT' impregnated' F.O.C Living beside The Flood BANK Is non - INTERESTing Your apetite becomes foul (FOWL) It would seem to have grown WINGS Living infront of Cele I was FED tales (TAILS) of FISHy spiritual MATTERs, But it held (HEAD) no WATER Cause i get big SPACE Deep down my Belle What EXECUTED Remi Was something we could have MANAGEd But there was no FUND No COLLATERAL for DAMAGE. When Daddy STOPped BREATHING It was a BREATHTAKING MOMENT We couldnt pay for BOARD Then the Landlady bring NOTICE. We get STALL for MARKET at Isolo We still MOVE and PARK go many PLACES ODDly i LOST COUNT EVEN COUNTing my LOSS I CHANGEd schools Wether its first,second Or third TERM I Didnt go to PARTIES I wasnt POPULAR I didnt make NEWS Cos its not always my TERRAIN All our friends Don Ya danu Like say na end of CAMPAIGN. P.S LAWS are ROCKy, And meant to be BROKEN like the TEN COMMANDMENTS, those who fell on the RIGHTeous side are always BROKE The Lord is my Sheperd I am a Black Sheep Am not RUNNING MOUTH I just cant DISSgRACE my RACE. |
Re: A Punny Poem by MZdamola(f): 1:22am On Feb 13, 2015 |
illicit:Go to bed tope |
Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m): 1:30am On Feb 13, 2015 |
MZdamola:cant sleep, Will u sing me a llulaby? |
Re: A Punny Poem by MZdamola(f): 7:41am On Feb 13, 2015 |
illicit:Lool.. Big baby |
Re: A Punny Poem by illicit(m): 9:43am On Feb 13, 2015 |
MZdamola:abi nw, how was ur nyt |
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