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Please I Need Help... by Nobody: 2:43pm On Dec 27, 2013
I used to be a guest but had to register today because of what has befallen me. Yesterday I opened my deep freezer and it gave me electric shock. I was unhappy as I was thinking of money I would use to repair it. Little did I know that was the least of my problems.
I woke up this morning and started my usual routine. Smoked 2 tie of igbo, did about 5 push-ups, then settled down to watch bluefilm. Was watching when I noticed my pricck refused to charge. I rubbed the head of my abunna but it remained lifeless. I ran to the freezer and held it but it refused to shock me. I'm in tears now and don't know what to do. Please don't curse me.
Re: Please I Need Help... by 3coins(m): 5:54pm On Dec 27, 2013
yua finished bro yua suffering frm wht we herbal docs call paralysis acidiolicisis....yuu seriously need help asap or yuu wunt b able to father yur own children.
Re: Please I Need Help... by Nobody: 5:57pm On Dec 27, 2013
3coins: yua finished bro yua suffering frm wht we herbal docs call paralysis acidiolicisis....yuu seriously need help asap or yuu wunt b able to father yur own children.
Awusubilahi... is this how you help people? Who wan nyash my wife if I marry? I'm in tears.
Re: Please I Need Help... by 3coins(m): 6:19pm On Dec 27, 2013
ndd I 4got to add.....I has no cure...yuu jst hv to stop smoking weed,watchn porn ndd start goin to church...works like magic grin

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Re: Please I Need Help... by PezzoNovante(m): 6:40pm On Dec 27, 2013
Hahahahahaa,,,this guy na another Andyblaze and skyscrapper...lol
Re: Please I Need Help... by Nobody: 9:16pm On Dec 27, 2013
What do you mean by that? angry I don't know any skyscraper but I know andyblaze is in advanced stage of dementia. Why will you compare me with such? You have added to my pain
Re: Please I Need Help... by Andyblaze: 9:24pm On Dec 27, 2013
this is Serious angry angry

Re: Please I Need Help... by 3coins(m): 9:28pm On Dec 27, 2013
Andyblaze: this is Serious angry angry
yuu need procold grin
Re: Please I Need Help... by Nobody: 9:51pm On Dec 27, 2013
Andyblaze: this is Serious angry angry
Is this how u help people? the prick is still sleeping like ororo in harmattan.
Re: Please I Need Help... by Andyblaze: 9:53pm On Dec 27, 2013
ismokeweed:
Is this how u help people? the prick is still sleeping like ororo in harmattan.

Re: Please I Need Help... by donphilopus: 10:20pm On Dec 27, 2013
Op, U knw say na me make ur thread grow like dis sha??
Re: Please I Need Help... by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 27, 2013
donphilopus: Op, U knw say na me make ur thread grow like dis sha??
Thank u. but I am lying on bed wit a gal and I can't work
Re: Please I Need Help... by PezzoNovante(m): 10:31pm On Dec 27, 2013
ismokeweed: What do you mean by that? angry I don't know any skyscraper but I know andyblaze is in advanced stage of dementia. Why will you compare me with such? You have added to my pain

Lol,,abeg nor vex...
Re: Please I Need Help... by Brimmie(m): 10:35pm On Dec 27, 2013
Lwkmd!! grin grin
Re: Please I Need Help... by donphilopus: 11:23pm On Dec 27, 2013
ismokeweed:
Thank u. but I am lying on bed wit a gal and I can't work
Which kind work again??
Re: Please I Need Help... by ismokeweed1(f): 11:57pm On Dec 27, 2013
ismokeweed: I used to be a guest but had to register today because of what has befallen me. Yesterday I opened my deep freezer and it gave me electric shock. I was unhappy as I was thinking of money I would use to repair it. Little did I know that was the least of my problems.
I woke up this morning and started my usual routine. Smoked 2 tie of igbo, did about 5 push-ups, then settled down to watch bluefilm. Was watching when I noticed my pricck refused to charge. I rubbed the head of my abunna but it remained lifeless. I ran to the freezer and held it but it refused to shock me. I'm in tears now and don't know what to do. Please don't curse me.

So you didn't imagine any other moniker to use on this forum?

Please don't embarrass me angry
Re: Please I Need Help... by Nobody: 6:29am On Dec 28, 2013
i-smoke-weed:


So you didn't imagine any other moniker to use on this forum?

Please don't embarrass me angry
I'm sorry my aunt n the ministry. I'll try my best.grin
Re: Please I Need Help... by ismokeweed1(f): 8:23am On Dec 28, 2013
^^^

Better do smiley
Re: Please I Need Help... by toaspromo(m): 10:34am On Dec 28, 2013
There is loss of zinc,iron and calcium in ur blood u need tp eat plenty of banana and unripe plantain and detox ur system
Re: Please I Need Help... by Nobody: 10:37am On Dec 28, 2013
toaspromo: There is loss of zinc,iron and calcium in ur blood u need tp eat plenty of banana and unripe plantain and detox ur system
angry

Re: Please I Need Help... by MagicBishop: 12:59pm On Dec 28, 2013
Shaggy of Scoobie Doo is a weed head

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