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A Typical Nairalander by Newkidoo(m): 6:11am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Hmmm, nairaland, a fantasy world for many relinquish the normal world. Nairaland, a place where many say and do what they can't do in the real world. Nairaland , a place where people lie without asking for forgiveness. Nairaland, a forum where lies become truth..truth becomes lies.. Nairaland shows the nature of a typical naija man..well to start off I will give honour to whom honour is due..Mr seun, we hail oo.. may ur business continue to grow bigger and bigger.. 1. you are not a typical nairalander if none of your topics has made front page..in fact you are not yet a nairalander 2. if you have never lied on this forum just once, you are not yet a nairalander 3. if you have not gone on a head to head tackle with a fellow nairalander in a thread, you are not yet a typical nairalander. 4. if you have never had an argument with a fellow female nairalander and end up being friends to d extent of even following her, you are not yet a nairalander 5. if you have had a crush on a fellow nairalander though you may not know him or her, you are not yet a nairalander 6.If you have never commented 1st on a thread you are not yet a nairalander come back next year 7. if you don't know Mr.olodo, andyblaze,miss yuzedo, sexkillz, sincere9igeria, 190 (both male and female), musiwa..You are not yet a nairalander 8. if you have never commented nicely on a thread and b checking d thread to see who will quote u or like ur post.you are not yet a nairalander 9. If you have never abused or took a shot at a fellow nairalander, you are not yet a nairalander. 10. if you have never written a letter to your crush on naira land, you are not yet a nairalander..start writing ur letters..Lol, add yours and let's keep d ball rolling 2 Likes |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Nobody: 6:19am On Dec 29, 2013 |
See ds 1 wey just open account yestrday oooooo. Shooo |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by olaobifarmltd(m): 6:23am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Funny |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Newkidoo(m): 6:23am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Jasboi: See ds 1 wey just open account yestrday oooooo. ShoooI was a silent observer.. |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by jaryeh(m): 7:09am On Dec 29, 2013 |
If you've never used any of the phrases 'End Time Things', 'pinshure or it didn't hapun' , 'go and die' , 'where is my pin-mouth charger',you are certainly not a Nairalander. 1 Like |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Gee001: 7:38am On Dec 29, 2013 |
If Ʊ've never done this "." Ʊ're not a typical nairalander 1 Like |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by AbuMikey(m): 7:45am On Dec 29, 2013 |
jaryeh: If you've never used any of the phrases 'End Time Things', 'pinshure or it didn't hapun' , 'go and die' , 'where is my pin-mouth charger',you are certainly not a Nairalander. Just for the records, I haven't used any of the phrases You listed. 1 Like |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by aminho(m): 7:58am On Dec 29, 2013 |
front page things |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by kindy86: 8:11am On Dec 29, 2013 |
The churus swt die, u re nt nairaland |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by 190theclown: 8:20am On Dec 29, 2013 |
incase of incasity maybe it will make bill board 1 Like |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Babe2sure(f): 8:39am On Dec 29, 2013 |
If you have not created any thread. If you have not had any 'Like' on your comments. If you don't have anybody following you. If you have not used any of the smileys. 2 Likes |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Dannylux: 8:58am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Books flight. |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Nobody: 9:00am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Newkidoo(m): 9:13am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Harbosede02:If you haven't seen a female/male username and click to see his/her pic, you are not yet a nairalander.. harbose, I have checked your profile many times but on seeing ur pic I get d reaction |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by vizkiz: 10:13am On Dec 29, 2013 |
i'v done all these except makinq fp....Buh Who d hell z sexkillz |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by nekaa(f): 11:01am On Dec 29, 2013 |
in your opinion... |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Enegod(m): 11:03am On Dec 29, 2013 |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Nastydroid(m): 11:13am On Dec 29, 2013 |
*passing by* |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Andyblaze: 1:14pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
190-the-clown: Very soon them go nack you ban for booking space |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Prodigalson1(m): 1:56pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Dis thread dull. Newkiddooo u self dull. |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Enegod(m): 1:58pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Andyblaze:they don't ban 190 anymore... they now know is a waste of time doing so |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Newkidoo(m): 2:18pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Prodigal son: Dis thread dull. Newkiddooo u self dull.omo ote!!! |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by 190theclown: 2:21pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Enegod: they don't ban 190 anymore... they now know is a waste of time doing so
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Re: A Typical Nairalander by Andyblaze: 2:25pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Enegod: they don't ban 190 anymore... they now know is a waste of time doing so lol..abi na because of him plenty monikers? |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Nobody: 2:34pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Space booked |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Nobody: 2:34pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Newkidoo: Hmmm, nairaland, a fantasy world for many relinquish the normal world. Nairaland, a place where many say and do what they For ur info, Sexkillz is now REST IN Now, if you never date or fucck a nairalander, you are not yet a nairalander. |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by Dondave11: 2:36pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Dannylux: Books flight.To where? |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by ITbomb(m): 2:51pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
If you have never been banned, you never start |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by initialize(m): 3:35pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
If u haven't bought or sold anytin online yet, u are not a Nairalander |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by initialize(m): 3:38pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
If ur blackberry doesn't show "battery too low for radio use" while u are surfing nairaland, you're not a nairalander. |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by initialize(m): 3:41pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Lastly, if you've been on nairaland and u haven't gained or lost anything at all, deactivate ur account. You're supposed to b viewing as "guest" |
Re: A Typical Nairalander by kagari: 5:21pm On Dec 29, 2013 |
Abu Mikey: then you are not a nairalander |
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