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Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 11:14am On Oct 03, 2014 |
Aidy97:Lol, alright me was harsh, and that was rude of me, me apologies again |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 11:24am On Oct 03, 2014 |
understatement: Mtscheew 100x..see these lucky people complaining cus they will resume january,when oau is resuming MAY 3??if it doesn't change..as an ex-predite,I'd use 10 months at home...lucky ain't I?yes I am lucky!the previous set used 13! |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 11:35am On Oct 03, 2014 |
ty265: the posts written so far from page 70 to d present page is rubbish...cant u guys just stop all these and wait till d day d list will be releasedLol. just cos Futa refused to release their list, dosnt mean we shouldn't have our fun also, at least it helps keep the thread wet |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 12:10pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
The Exam During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam.. Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks. Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir? Teacher: For copying. Akpors: How do you know that I was copying? Teacher: I saw you looking under the table. Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “ 1 Like |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Aidy97(f): 12:14pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
rhemakid1:Thumbs up 1 Like |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 12:18pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
A Guy was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for Shell. The Interviewer Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron? The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals. Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house in Lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you are entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service. The Guy in bewildered excitement exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking. Akpos said; Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it? A Community pastor was getting tired of hearing his congregation confess of adultery every time. So, he told the community to adopt saying they have "fallen" & not go into details. (As he would understand) The old Pastor died & Pastor Akpors - a new pastor from outside the town was sworn in. Everyday people go to him & say they have fallen. Pastor Akpors being concerned & not knowing what's going on called the village chief & said to him, "I think u should get the pavements fixed, people tell me that they have fallen everyday." The Chief laughed hysterically knowing exactly what it means. "Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors. "Your wife fell 7 times this week" The chief fainted 2 Likes |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by worisj(m): 1:53pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
someone posted this on Facebook nd I decided to paste it here....Guyz shld chill. Am also a DE aspirant. Our list is on d way; I mean it is very very close to being released, cos d names has been sent by d various HODs to d admission officer thru d registrar as at wednesday. So d next tin is for d names to pasted. Wat we need to exhibit is jst a little more of patience. Peace |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dechamp: 1:58pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Futa is painfully slow with their release |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by seyirock(m): 2:20pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
worisj: someone posted this on Facebook nd I decided to paste it here....Guyz shld chill. Am also a DEnothing we fit do dan to sit down,pray nd sing "surulere". 1 Like |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Horluwahighdee(m): 2:47pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
rhemakid1:bro.u r ryt i ch0se i.che ,ge0physics & ge0l0gy u? |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Horluwahighdee(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
rhemakid1: |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Horluwahighdee(m): 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
rhemakid1:It z alryt bro.no har^ d¤ne. |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by coprakay(m): 3:00pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
pls is 3rd list same as supplimentary list? And how possible is it to transfer from BIO to BCH after u have been admitted? I really want to be a biochemist but unfortunately i was ask to change course, which i chose biology as the most preferred. Pls i want to be clerified. I need your responds badly. |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by joshua16(m): 3:11pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
worisj: someone posted this on Facebook nd I decided to paste it here....Guyz shld chill. Am also a DEwow if dis is 2ru den we should b expectin d list latest nxt wk friday.bt criously, did u ask d guy if wat he said is 2ru? |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by joshua16(m): 3:41pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
@snoopy i dey feel u o na josh b dis o #AOC# thr is GOD o |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Horluwahighdee: bro.u r ryt i ch0se i.che ,ge0physics & ge0l0gy u?.materials Engr, geology & mining |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Nobody: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
joshua16: @snoopy i dey feel u o na josh b dis o #AOC# thr is GOD owic josh b dis ooo..... |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by joshua16(m): 7:18pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
snoopy1:na winsomejoe |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 8:40pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song, |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 8:48pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,jst wen i tot d list wil be finaly awt 2dae...omg i feel so bad |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Stanyvic(m): 9:18pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,Am interested Mz_Divsy |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Nobody: 10:46pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,bring it on!!....we are all waiting 4 d list! |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Calculux95: 10:49pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Divsy: jst wen i tot d list wil be finaly awt 2dae...omg i feel so badSame here |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by worisj(m): 10:57pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,count me out if it's futa anthem but you can count me in if its not |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by worisj(m): 11:15pm On Oct 03, 2014 |
Who can help me out with very INTERESTING Hollywood films/movies I can download...please PM if you can help thanks in advance!! |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by omoneyoj(m): 1:41am On Oct 04, 2014 |
worisj: Who can help me out with very INTERESTING Hollywood films/movies I can download...please PM if you can help thanks in advance!!awo jesu part1 to 4 |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Greatloaded1: 1:44am On Oct 04, 2014 |
Bodmas80: This thread is created for all 2014/2015 students seeking admission into Federal University of Technology Akure(FUTA).. This is a platform where u can ask all the questions bothering your mind about the school(FUTA) and you are going to get satiable reply... Goodluck How To Root Infinix Zero Using Root Genius How can I make the Mtn 4.5GB Night plan work during the day 2014/2015 Postgraduate Academic Calendar For FUTA 2nd Semester 2014/2015 UNIPORT 2nd Semester Resumption Date Announced |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by coprakay(m): 3:43am On Oct 04, 2014 |
no body answer my question, nott fair oh |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by coprakay(m): 3:46am On Oct 04, 2014 |
pls is 3rd list same as supplimentary list? And how possible is it to transfer from BIO to BCH after u have been admitted? I really want to be a biochemist but unfortunately i was ask to change course, which i chose biology as the most preferred. Pls i want to be clerified. I need your responds badly. |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by seyirock(m): 8:20am On Oct 04, 2014 |
dere is God o. |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 9:20am On Oct 04, 2014 |
worisj:futa anthem keh,ma sad mood brought abt dat song..lol |
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 9:25am On Oct 04, 2014 |
coprakay:bro..as 4 3rd list being same as supplementary list,dunno abt dat..buh changing frm bio 2 bch is vry posible after d end of 200level nly dat u wnt graduate 2 300level but wil remain in 200lvl after changn...do u undstnd me at al? |
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