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Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 11:14am On Oct 03, 2014
Aidy97:
Seconded
Lol, alright me was harsh, and that was rude of me, me apologies again

cheesy
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 11:24am On Oct 03, 2014
understatement: Mtscheew 100x..see these lucky people complaining cus they will resume january,when oau is resuming MAY 3??if it doesn't change..as an ex-predite,I'd use 10 months at home...lucky ain't I?yes I am lucky!the previous set used 13!
grin grin grin
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 11:35am On Oct 03, 2014
ty265: undecided the posts written so far from page 70 to d present page is rubbish...cant u guys just stop all these and wait till d day d list will be released undecided
Lol. just cos Futa refused to release their list, dosnt mean we shouldn't have our fun also, at least it helps keep the thread wet grin
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 12:10pm On Oct 03, 2014
The Exam
During the exam, Akpors kept looking under the table, then he would write on the answer sheet. His teacher saw him doing that & thought he was copying. When collecting the paper after the exam..
Teacher: I’m gonna minus 10 marks.
Akpors: Hiiaaa!! Why sir?
Teacher: For copying.
Akpors: How do you know that I was copying?
Teacher: I saw you looking under the table.
Akpors: *laughing* Question 9 said, “STUDY THE TABLE BELOW “

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Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Aidy97(f): 12:14pm On Oct 03, 2014
rhemakid1:
Lol, alright me was harsh, and that was rude of me, me apologies again

cheesy

Thumbs up wink

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Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dayzzy(m): 12:18pm On Oct 03, 2014
A Guy was called for an interview by Chevron based on his performance while working for Shell.
The Interviewer
Akpos asked; What is your current pay at Shell and what are you looking at with Chevron?
The Guy said; 9 Million Naira per annum plus medical and other benefits. Considering the position here in Chevron, I'd be looking at 20-22 Million Naira per annum, a status car, overseas vacation and medicals.
Akpos said; Today is your lucky day! The position comes with 35 Million Naira per annum salary, 2014 Range Rover Sport as official car, Mercedes Benz S65 AMG as status car, overseas medical treatment. A fully furnished house in Lekki, health insurance for your wife and children, 2 houses to be built for you in any town of your choice and in your village, annual overseas vacation for you and your family fully-paid first class, 2 Million Naira wardrobe allowance per annum, cook, steward and 2 drivers, country club membership, and you are entitled to keep all that the company gives you if you put in just 3 years of service. The Guy in bewildered excitement exclaimed; Haaaa! Sir, you must be joking.
Akpos said; Of course I am joking. Were you not the one that started it?



A Community pastor was getting
tired of
hearing his congregation
confess of adultery
every time.
So, he told the community to
adopt saying
they have "fallen" & not go into
details.
(As he would understand)
The old Pastor died & Pastor
Akpors - a new
pastor from outside the town
was sworn in.
Everyday people go to him & say
they have
fallen.
Pastor Akpors being concerned &
not
knowing what's going on called
the village
chief & said to him,
"I think u should get the
pavements fixed,
people tell me that they have
fallen everyday."
The Chief laughed hysterically
knowing exactly
what it means.
"Don't laugh" says Pastor Akpors.
"Your wife fell 7 times this week"
The chief fainted

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Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by worisj(m): 1:53pm On Oct 03, 2014
someone posted this on Facebook nd I decided to paste it here....Guyz shld chill. Am also a DE
aspirant. Our list is on d way; I mean
it is very very close to being released,
cos d names has been sent by d
various HODs to d admission officer
thru d registrar as at wednesday. So
d next tin is for d names to pasted.
Wat we need to exhibit is jst a little
more of patience. Peace
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Dechamp: 1:58pm On Oct 03, 2014
Futa is painfully slow with their release
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by seyirock(m): 2:20pm On Oct 03, 2014
worisj: someone posted this on Facebook nd I decided to paste it here....Guyz shld chill. Am also a DE
aspirant. Our list is on d way; I mean
it is very very close to being released,
cos d names has been sent by d
various HODs to d admission officer
thru d registrar as at wednesday. So
d next tin is for d names to pasted.
Wat we need to exhibit is jst a little
more of patience. Peace
nothing we fit do dan to sit down,pray nd sing "surulere".

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Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Horluwahighdee(m): 2:47pm On Oct 03, 2014
rhemakid1:
OK, my sincere apologies.

but just as BigSam once said, set ur priorities right, rather pray to find ur name there even if it comes out next year.

BTW, let's clear the air, which course did u pick ..materials Engr or geophysics?
bro.u r ryt i ch0se i.che ,ge0physics & ge0l0gy u?
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Horluwahighdee(m): 2:49pm On Oct 03, 2014
rhemakid1:
OK, my sincere apologies.

but just as BigSam once said, set ur priorities right, rather pray to find ur name there even if it comes out next year.

BTW, let's clear the air, which course did u pick ..materials Engr or geophysics?
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Horluwahighdee(m): 2:57pm On Oct 03, 2014
rhemakid1:
Lol, alright me was harsh, and that was rude of me, me apologies again

cheesy

It z alryt bro.no har^ d¤ne.
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by coprakay(m): 3:00pm On Oct 03, 2014
pls is 3rd list same as supplimentary list? And how possible is it to transfer from BIO to BCH after u have been admitted? I really want to be a biochemist but unfortunately i was ask to change course, which i chose biology as the most preferred. Pls i want to be clerified. I need your responds badly.
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by joshua16(m): 3:11pm On Oct 03, 2014
worisj: someone posted this on Facebook nd I decided to paste it here....Guyz shld chill. Am also a DE
aspirant. Our list is on d way; I mean
it is very very close to being released,
cos d names has been sent by d
various HODs to d admission officer
thru d registrar as at wednesday. So
d next tin is for d names to pasted.
Wat we need to exhibit is jst a little
more of patience. Peace
wow if dis is 2ru den we should b expectin d list latest nxt wk friday.bt criously, did u ask d guy if wat he said is 2ru?
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by joshua16(m): 3:41pm On Oct 03, 2014
@snoopy i dey feel u o na josh b dis o #AOC# thr is GOD o
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by rhemakid1(m): 4:20pm On Oct 03, 2014
Horluwahighdee: bro.u r ryt i ch0se i.che ,ge0physics & ge0l0gy u?
.materials Engr, geology & mining
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Nobody: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2014
joshua16: @snoopy i dey feel u o na josh b dis o #AOC# thr is GOD o
wic josh b dis ooo.....
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by joshua16(m): 7:18pm On Oct 03, 2014
snoopy1:
wic josh b dis ooo.....
na winsomejoe
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 8:40pm On Oct 03, 2014
hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 8:48pm On Oct 03, 2014
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,
jst wen i tot d list wil be finaly awt 2dae...omg i feel so bad
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Stanyvic(m): 9:18pm On Oct 03, 2014
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,
Am interested Mz_Divsy
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Nobody: 10:46pm On Oct 03, 2014
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,
bring it on!!....we are all waiting 4 d list!
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Calculux95: 10:49pm On Oct 03, 2014
Divsy: jst wen i tot d list wil be finaly awt 2dae...omg i feel so bad
Same here
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by worisj(m): 10:57pm On Oct 03, 2014
Divsy: hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n searchin*2. hw lng shal we wait wen we kip n checkin*2. ,futaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, God is seeeing u now,m singing dis song in a dire mood..leme knw if u ar interestd in learning d song,
count me out if it's futa anthem but you can count me in if its not cool
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by worisj(m): 11:15pm On Oct 03, 2014
Who can help me out with very INTERESTING Hollywood films/movies I can download...please PM if you can help thanks in advance!!
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by omoneyoj(m): 1:41am On Oct 04, 2014
worisj: Who can help me out with very INTERESTING Hollywood films/movies I can download...please PM if you can help thanks in advance!!
awo jesu part1 to 4
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Greatloaded1: 1:44am On Oct 04, 2014
Bodmas80: This thread is created for all 2014/2015 students seeking admission into Federal University of Technology Akure(FUTA).. This is a platform where u can ask all the questions bothering your mind about the school(FUTA) and you are going to get satiable reply... Goodluck

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Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by coprakay(m): 3:43am On Oct 04, 2014
no body answer my question, nott fair oh
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by coprakay(m): 3:46am On Oct 04, 2014
pls is 3rd list same as supplimentary list? And how possible is it to transfer from BIO to BCH after u have been admitted? I really want to be a biochemist but unfortunately i was ask to change course, which i chose biology as the most preferred. Pls i want to be clerified. I need your responds badly.
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by seyirock(m): 8:20am On Oct 04, 2014
dere is God o.
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 9:20am On Oct 04, 2014
worisj:
count me out if it's futa anthem but you can count me in if its not cool
futa anthem keh,ma sad mood brought abt dat song..lol
Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2014/2015 Admission Session by Divsy(f): 9:25am On Oct 04, 2014
coprakay:
pls is 3rd list same as supplimentary list? And how possible is it to transfer from BIO to BCH after u have been admitted? I really want to be a biochemist but unfortunately i was ask to change course, which i chose biology as the most preferred. Pls i want to be clerified. I need your responds badly.
bro..as 4 3rd list being same as supplementary list,dunno abt dat..buh changing frm bio 2 bch is vry posible after d end of 200level nly dat u wnt graduate 2 300level but wil remain in 200lvl after changn...do u undstnd me at al?

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