1. No be everybody wey fall for church get
demon inside, some are just sleepy that’s
all.
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2. U acepted HIS engagement Ring 5yrs
ago & till now no wedding date. My Dear u are not ‘Lord of D Rings’ Return his
Ring & move on or are u a learner?
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3. You don’t need to
always shout to be known!! EVEN without
advert!! GARRI STILL sELL pass indomie.
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4. Supporting arsenal and super eagles will kill you faster than bullet.
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5. You have slept with
over 10 girls without protection yet you go
to the barbers shop with your personal
clipper. What are you
preventing?
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6. Arsenal tactic: pass, pass, pass, pass,
pass,
pass, pass, pass, lose the
ball, goal kick. Pass, pass, pass, shoot
and
miss. And repeat.
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7. Don’t get excited when a girl starts
calling
you Boo!! Boo might be a short Form for
OloriBooruku..
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8. If KUKERE were to be nigeria anthem, as
a student will u miss
assembly?
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9. Shout Out To All The Guys Dat Borrows
Money Just To Impress their Girlfriends,
Just
keep It Up,The Lord Is Ur Strength.
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10. You created a lot of thread on NL and none made frontpage, you name na Patience Jonathan. You be first lady?
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11. What's the relationship
between Rain & PHCN in
Nigeria? It seems almost like an automatic switch
thing..
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12. Someone walks up to u
licking Ice-Cream and tells
u to help him with T-fare cos he's
Stranded..pls shoot Him!"
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13. U did the Exam so well that
u Took the Answer Scripts Home
to show ur Room-mates... Ur 'A'
go too sure.
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14. In a Nigerian Home...If your
friend forgets to greet
your parents, that's the end of
that friendship.if you
doubt" try am
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15. In a Naija Home, ur parents
will call u frm ur room to pick up
something that is sitting literally
2inches away from them.
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16. Ushers sef.. Dey won't allow
one sleep comfortably
during service.. Thought the
house of God is also my father's house?
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17. WHITE KID BE LIKE: "Shut Up
Dad"!!;* Dad shuts up* DAD
REPLY'S-
*Shutup too*
9JA KID SAYS: "Pale, Shut up abeg"*wakes
up*....where am i?
DOCTOR:
Oloshi..St. Mercy Hospital"
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18. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more hair on their chest than
the males.
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19. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is "How far?"
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20. Nigeria is the only country where everybody looks forward to
hearing the First Lady speak.
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Now add your, let the fun continue....

No.20 is so true.

Abegi! Ur no8 iz so on point,,,thumbs up Op