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Similarities Between Smokers And Firecrackers Throwers by corruptst(m): 10:21am On Jan 01, 2014
*No offence intended if you are a smoker or if you have thrown firecrackers this festive season. I hail you! Happy New Year.

1. Both complain that the country is hard
- Yet they find a place in their wallets to keep money for both with little or no savings in d bank.

2. Both enjoy the packaging
- They could keep thr packs in their pockets for days before finally unleashing it on themselves (for smokers) and the general public (for bangers). Kudos to those companies that packaged these two. Even kulikuli would have enjoyed more patronage if packaged like this.

3. Both play with fire
- They are potential arsonists (I sure hope one mumu will not start asking for the meaning of 'arsonist' with over 100 games on his android phone but no dictionary).

4. Both enjoy the 'Kick'
- Though one is inhaled while the other is not (literally), they both enjoy the feeling of being 'high' before, during and after the act.

5. Both are stupid
- Now tell me who is more stupid, a person who worked so hard for money and later sets it on fire or a person who lights cigarettes and blast fireworks. Both display legendary stupidities.

6. Both are nuisances to the environment
- Smokers not only pollute the environment but also 'kill' others while the exhaled gases coupled with the nauseating smell they radiate. The 'banger' people also give susceptible people hypertension as well as heart failure in some cases.

7. Both love to initiate others
- As if constituting nuisances is not enough, they both enjoy the luxury of initiating others into their sect of stupidity.

Add yours please.

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Re: Similarities Between Smokers And Firecrackers Throwers by Nobody: 10:50am On Jan 01, 2014
whats dis 1 saying on new year's day
Re: Similarities Between Smokers And Firecrackers Throwers by andy24(m): 11:04am On Jan 01, 2014
Op this shouldn't be ur major concern
Re: Similarities Between Smokers And Firecrackers Throwers by corruptst(m): 12:35pm On Jan 01, 2014
DEVA1: whats dis 1 saying on new year's day
andy24: Op this shouldn't be ur major concern
DEVA1: whats dis 1 saying on new year's day

Guilty as charged!

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