men are like laxatives, they irritate the sh1t out of you

men are like bananas, the older they get the less firm they are

men are like weather, nothing can be done to change them

men are like blenders, you need one but you're not quite sure why

men are like chocolate bars, sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips

men are like commercials, you can't believe a word they say

men are like department stores, their clothes are always 1/2 off

men are like government bonds, they take soooo long to mature

men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion

men are like popcorn, they satisfy you but only for a little while

men are like snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last

men are like lava lamps, fun to look at but not very bright

men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped (ain't that the truth)

You for got
Men are like babies
You have to feed them and clean after them

Women are like
, the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

, computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

, horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

, parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

, fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

, political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

, refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

, blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

, country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

@2fine4u
preach on sista!

True Dat, True Dat

@twinstaiye.............Gospel truth,basik fact