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Mother And Pikin by Chazzyboy: 1:07am On Jan 03, 2014
Mother: "my pikin I'm sorry I slept with
someone that is not your dad 23 years ago.
And that person is your real father."
Pikin: "Mum, what rubbish! How could you! How
am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged!"
Mother: "I am sorry baby, he was my first love
and i could not marry him... Cause we are of
different religion. He is on the phone at the
moment and wants to speak with his son for the
first time ever."
Pikin: "No I am speaking to no one. Mr bello is
the only father I know and that will never
change!"
Mother: "Please don't be so upset. Just talk to
him."
Pikin: "Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!"
Phone: "Morning Son, I am aliko dangote. I am
your real father."
Pikin: "Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! I Love you so
much Dad!!!!
Re: Mother And Pikin by princeonx: 7:14am On Jan 03, 2014
Owo! Ego!! Kudi!!!

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