I cant stop laughing. .. First Joke of the year 2014
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ANGELS: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians in heaven o
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGELS: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they
don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are
reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned
heaven upside down since the first time we
started admitting them.
GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to
me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's
doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are
things over there…?
SATAN: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an
issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later)
GOD: hell-o Lucifer
Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into
a crisis.
***(one hour later)***
SATAN: Sorry Baba GOD.
GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?
SATAN: It is these Nigerians I have with me in
hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have
quenched the fire in hell and installed air
conditioners"
Lolz...Nigerians, we too much jareeeh!

You rediculed GOD cos of this dry joke? SMH

pembisco: You rediculed GOD cos of this dry joke? SMH

Dude smoke goat poo... Weed on.

May God have mercy on you

Lol.

pembisco: You rediculed GOD cos of this dry joke? SMH

Where is the ridicule na??