ngels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these
Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: Everything! They don't listen to
instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t
wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!
(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven
upside down since the first time we started
admitting them.

GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to
me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's
doing....
(phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over
there…?

Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue
I'm trying to resolve.
(ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o Lucifer

Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a
crisis.
(one hour later)

Satan; Sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there?

Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell.
He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched
the fire in hell and installed air conditioners

NIGErIAN r GOd favourite I swear

OP you finally made it. And I hope am safe to say you all knows it already

Make my year a good start on NL by showing me love with your likes

Happy New Year Nlanders

Chitexs250: OP you finally made it. And I hope am safe to say you all knows it already

Make my year a good start on NL by showing me love with your likes

Happy New Year Nlanders

Yes I did it and am still expecting it to hit the FP soon
All thanks to u sir,u jst so understanding

phapi:

Yes I did it and am still expecting it to hit the FP soon
All thanks to u sir,u jst so understanding

Yeah you have my blessing and support already... So carry on bro