When people hear the phrase UNILAG GIRLS, some
thoughts pop into their mind. Some think UNILAG
girls are ari-sto’s, some think they are
materialistic girls, others think of them as chop
and go, some see them as parole girls, some see
them as stranded girls (cuz dey like entering cars
hehehe). And the list continues.

But did you know that UNILAG babes have different
characteristics, depending on their hostels? Though
some of them are not true but most of them are true.
There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG. So check out the
classification below:

Makama Girls:
M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said that to get a
Makama girl all you need are 2 hot meat pies and a
chilled bottle of fanta and she’s all yours ……..PS: make
sure the meatpies are hot and the fanta is chilled,
apparently they prefer it that way.
To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you need is just 200
Naira suya and they are yours, if you’re feeling buoyant
you can manage to buy them chicken suya instead,
things like that tickle their fancy.

These three hostels are situated close to each other
inside New hall (Unilag’s ghetto) thus making them
neighbours. People say new hall girls don’t have class
(true), some say they love to party hard (very true),
some also say they are cheap (well, not so true) but we
all know they ain’t classy.

Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in new hall I’m
always ashamed or scared, I’m always scared cuz new
hall boys might rob me and beat the crap outa me and
I’m also ashamed that some new hall girls might obtain
me and share the money amongst themselves to buy
suya.

Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls thus making
them jobless, they never stay inside their hostels so it’s
not unusual if you see them roaming around new hall
looking for boys to buy them food and other edible
trinket, for now let’s call them Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.

Moremi Girls:
Also known as chicken and chips babes, to get an
audience with a moremi babe you must submit a plate of
chicken and chips and the she’ll listen to you. It doesn’t
necessarily mean that they will answer you it just simply
means they’ll give u an audience. They prefer older men
with cars and they date guys with money and mostly
club boys, but we have some good girls (nerds) amongst
them. Let’s call Moremi girls Chicken and Chips Girls.

Honours Girls:
Australia is a county where people know about but
nobody visits, that’s exactly how honours hall is. It’s
situated in a bushy swamp in the middle of nowhere so
they barely get visitors. Most times I go there I see men
with cars toasting those small girls, honours girls are
boring girls with no event in their life so let’s call them
Village girls or Bush Girls. And yeah Honours hall week
are the best female hall week in UNILAG, yes I said it.

Amina Girls:
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and runs
girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and runs girl stay
in amina hall, they are situated at the gate area so when
the big alhaji’s and chiefs come to pick up girls the
quickly branch at amina negotiate the price *coughs
50k* and they carry the girl outside school.

There was one time I was walking around amina hall in
the night and I mistook it for a brothel, not that I know
what a brothel looks like. Let’s call amina girls
ARISTOcrats, ah yes, Amina hall has one mad kissing
spot outside it just right in front of the Queen Amina
statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys without rides
kissing their babes, it’s always a pleasant sight to watch.

Kofo hall:
Also known for its Aristocracy it’s just there and
random,
pardon my English but they have the deadest hall week.
Even if I was paid to go to their hall week I won’t go, you
can NEVER catch me going to look for a girl in kofo. I’ve
asked many guys what they know Kofo girls for and their
replies are either “I’ve never done a Kofo girl before” or
“Abeg where is Kofo Hall’ and “I don’t know”.
The reason Kofo hall is dead is cuz most girls in faculty
of
education stay there and as we all know girls in faculty
of education are dead, no offence but we all know its
true. I don’t know what to classify them under, but I
know they don’t know how to throw a party.

These classifications are according to Jaja and Mariere
boys, the gentlemen of Unilag and we are authorities on
issues like this. If you’re the type of guy that double
dates please don’t go to new hall and be cheating on
them with another new hall girl cuz gist spreads there.
Find a girlfriend in Honours and another side chick in
newhall, the probability of them meeting are very slim. If
you have money and you know you’re ready to spend
then you should date a moremi girl, they are classy and
poise women who like the good things of life and also
enjoy being spoiled silly.

Amina girls are not owned by Unilag boys, they belong
to our oga’s at the top aka Alhaji’s and Chiefs. I have no
idea who kofo girls belong to.
All in all we love Unilag girls, especially Moremi babes.

This post was written by 1 random dude

Oya, where are my Unilag peeps? Make una confirm this
one o!