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Simple Home Remedy! by sunej(m): 12:14am On Aug 08, 2008 |
Simple Home Remedies 1.) A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button. 2.) If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. You will then be afraid to cough. 3.) Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away. 4.) Gentlemen can avoid arguments with the Mrs. about leaving the toilet seat up by simply using the sink. 5.) For high blood pressure sufferers: Simply cut yourself and bleed for three minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer. 6.) Have a bad headache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the headache. |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by djcrooky(m): 3:47pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
have u tried em |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by coolykdat(m): 6:39pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
The dumb adviser must have tried it and it didn't work for him, So he is trying to see who else is as dumb as he is. |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by MrInfo1(m): 9:51pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
kolo ! |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by sunej(m): 9:53pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
infobaba: confession don start! |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by MrInfo1(m): 10:21pm On Aug 08, 2008 |
Am ill not sick |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by folahann(m): 2:32pm On Aug 09, 2008 |
I actually do rule number4 even with nobody to argue with. I just do it while brushing, it saves time |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by Cayon(f): 6:58pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
@poster I like |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by mykali(m): 7:20pm On Aug 10, 2008 |
cheiii, how can i think of doing any of that? |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by lexicon(m): 9:45am On Aug 11, 2008 |
Easier said dan done. Have tried it |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by Nautillus(m): 11:03am On Aug 11, 2008 |
Nice,it actually put a smile on my face. . . . |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by coolykdat(m): 9:55am On Aug 12, 2008 |
lexicon: So u rly tried it, DUMB n' DUMBER |
Re: Simple Home Remedy! by tufe(m): 11:05am On Aug 12, 2008 |
@post huh?? |
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