Yoruba Mothers, one of the best when it comes to child upbringing In Nigeria

Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will
make you think you were adopted.

-IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!

-The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

-IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

--ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pant with ABARA being the worst...

-An advanced form of IGBAJU, is IGBAJU OLOYI!!!. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once! OH!

-IGBAJU OLOYI... it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT).

God bless our parents for the good upbringing...

And for beating the hell out of us.

the fear of "IGBAJU OLOYI" is the beginning of wisdom

born_to_be_gr8t: the fear of "IGBAJU OLOYI" is the beginning of wisdom

lol..u don experience ham b4?

Crude attempt at making jokes.


Mods, joke section please.

IGBATI, IFOTI,IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, etc is not the right way to train children.

In order words kids can be trained and be better kids without all kinds of ifoti things.

Ronnie65: Crude attempt at making jokes.


Mods, joke section please.

I disagree...seems u are not a yoruba,this not a joke

zeemoore: Thank God for the Igbaju oloyi
Some "born to be gr8t" wld av wasted away

zeemoore: Thank God for the Igbaju oloyi
Some "born to be gr8t" wld av wasted away

i be aje-butter, my parent dnt beat me

moscobabs:
lol..u don experience ham b4?

bros those years,if my papa slap me, chai !!!

I go dey hear one sound like bell inside my ear ...am sure its 'ear bell' i have ,not eardrum

God gho bless them wella........

born_to_be_gr8t:
i be aje-butter, my parent dnt beat me

What butter?
Blue band?

Lmao...

zeemoore: What butter?
Blue band?

Wahrabout Shea Butter?

zeemoore: What butter?
Blue band?

coco butter

Never hrd of it
Is it a cultured or salted butter?

Dygeasy: Wahrabout Shea Butter?

Little wonder he misbehaves

born_to_be_gr8t: coco butter

San Miguel: And for beating the hell out of us.

Not just beating you oo. But beating hell out of you. Lmao!
you av really given them so much trble.
you go stubborn well well.

ogeoflyf:

Not just beating you oo. But beating hell out of you. Lmao!
you av really given them so much trble.
you go stubborn well well.

Aunty O.

Whenever you notice you might get an igbaju,you will slowly move away from ur mum,abara is somehow unavoidable cause she will be right behind u,sometimes caught u unaware.I collect igbarun no be small.

zeemoore: Thank God for the Igbaju oloyi
Some "born to be gr8t" wld av wasted away

helo sweety, i missed you. muaah

San Miguel:

Aunty O.

Boda oo

zeemoore: What butter?
Blue band?

Lol..

@OP , you forgot AKO IGBAJU, God bless my Mama. There is no way i would have been responsible early in life if not for the combination of these slaps. The Department of Slaps Combos is much more effective than any correctional department or Juvenile department any where in the world. IYA BIOLA , I hail you o

Segeggs: helo sweety, i missed you. muaah

Hi ho.r.ny honey, missed u too

zeemoore: Hi ho.r.ny honey, missed u too

can we meet?

Segeggs: can we meet?

Now I rmemba
Seun's cuz?
Biko, let us not derail this thread
Dtz if it hasn't byn derailed already

zeemoore: Now I rmemba
Seun's cuz?
Biko, let us not derail this thread
Dtz if it hasn't byn derailed already

the OP will forgive us . Can i add u on 2go, cos i dont want u to expose ur bb pin n ilk?

Segeggs: the OP will forgive us . Can i add u on 2go, cos i dont want u to expose ur bb pin n ilk?

#SHOUTING#
I NO DEY 2GO

Op, no vex jare

zeemoore:
#SHOUTING#
I NO DEY 2GO

Op, no vex jare

gimme d one wey u dey

Hahahaha so true,abara comes so hot and its least expected