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Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:35pm On Jan 09, 2014
Over Three Decades Ago, A Fair long-haired slimmy tall Damsel was admitted at The Maternity Hospital In Ilorin, She was Wailing, Shouting and Crying In Bitter Pain and Horrific Ache.

My MOM: Im dying, Doctor, Mama Mi ooo, Baba Mi o, olohun Mio...Yeaaah!! Dont Let me Die Like This, I will Not Get Pregnant Again, I promise You that, Jusr relieve me of this Pain
NURSE: Madam Abeg, E don do, When you Dey Enjoy the Thing, You Call Us
My MOM: (Still in Pain) Aunty Nursyyy!!! Just comot this Thing for my Belle Abeggiiii, I Dash You My Husband, I dont need him to Put me in another Pain Again OOOoo, I dash You Kpata Kpata
My AUNTY: (Confused) Auntie Mi, Pls Take it Easy,everything will Work Out. You will Be fine
My MOM: (Angry) Hey, I will Whooze You slap if You dont Keep Quiet
DOCTOR: (Addressing Nurses) Pls, Prepare and Wheel Her to Theatre
My MOM: (Interupted) Yeaah!! Which Theatre!!! These Poeple wan turn me to Film, Pls, Remove This Baby Here, Im in Pain!!

FIVE MINUTES LATER, A CHILD WAS BORN AND HE IS Funny Pikin

TODAY is My BIRTHDAY

Wish Me happy Birthday, Abeg make My Head swell small

Source: www.facebook.com/FunnyPikin

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Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by shadrach77: 2:41pm On Jan 09, 2014
happy birthday grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by FunnyPikincom(m): 2:45pm On Jan 09, 2014
shadrach77: happy birthday grin grin grin grin grin
God Bless You My Brother....
@Mod, Abeg, Helep me push am to the front page, I don help many celebrities Gain Front Page, Na my time now abeg.
Been on Nairaland since My Service Year 2007 though with other ID. Aunty Ijebabe and Mukina2, Im on my knee OOoo

If Tonto Can Make it, I can i It too embarassed embarassed cool
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by HezronLorraine(m): 5:58pm On Jan 09, 2014
Happy Birthday.
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Nobody: 6:53pm On Jan 09, 2014
undecided





Hbd sha
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by FunnyPikincom(m): 10:54pm On Jan 09, 2014
zeemoore: undecided





Hbd sha

Wetin Do Yah Mouth, Your BF battered Your shocked shocked shocked

Sorry sha lipsrsealed
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Olarewajub: 4:36pm On Jan 10, 2014
Happy Birthday.
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by PLANETOFBETS1: 4:44pm On Jan 10, 2014
wetin concern me
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Ifedechidex: 5:17pm On Jan 10, 2014
Happy birthday
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Akeud(m): 7:13pm On Jan 10, 2014
Happy birthday!
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by DJDOLA(m): 7:39pm On Jan 10, 2014
U are not funny at all...,even yuzedo can do better dan u....wat is d meaning of wat u wrote up there...hey ogbeni comedy is not ur way try something else before is 2 late..oniranu
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Nobody: 8:11pm On Jan 10, 2014
DJDOLA: U are not funny at all...,even yuzedo can do better dan u....wat is d meaning of wat u wrote up there...hey ogbeni comedy is not u way try something else before is 2 late..oniranu
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I still dey laugh
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Hehehehehehehehehe
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Adesam09(m): 10:49pm On Jan 10, 2014
What is dis one saying bayii...
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Adesam09(m): 10:51pm On Jan 10, 2014
What is dis one saying bayii...
I don read d story up there and i'm still waiting for the joke
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Dyt(f): 11:56pm On Jan 10, 2014
DJDOLA: U are not funny at all...,even yuzedo can do better dan u....wat is d meaning of wat u wrote up there...hey ogbeni comedy is not ur way try something else before is 2 late..oniranu

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Nobody: 12:07am On Jan 11, 2014
happy birthday sha but d joke is sxo xo xo dry
Re: Birthday JOKE By Comedian Funnypikin by Nobody: 12:16am On Jan 11, 2014
Happy birthday...

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