*APC blames Jonathan for Mikel Obi's loss of
african footballer, accuses him of being
Clueless.

*Jonathan promises to set up a committee to
look into the matter

*El-rufai screams Yaya Toure is number 8 on the
sniper list.

*Obasanjo writes Mikel Obi an open letter accusing him of being incompetent.

*Boko Haram claims responsibility for the loss
of Mikel Obi to Yaya Toure , promises more
loss if Mikel does not win next time.

*Lai Mohammad warns Jonathan blood will
flow if Mikel Obi loses again

*Okeyson movies produces their new movie
'THE WAY TO SUCCESS' featuring Mikel Obi as
Chelsea FC , Yaya Toure as ManCity and Drogba as Galatasaray. Marketed by
obaino movies

*Fashola set to increase tax on player salaries
due to such much funds earned by the players

*Oshomole shouts 'GO and DIE' to Mike Obi for not winning the award.

*Buhari and Tinubu set to meet Mikel Obi , to
encourage him to join APC

*ASUU, ASUP AND COEASU advises Mikel Obi to join them so as to learn how to STRIKE better than Yaya Toure.

*Stella Oduah buys Mikel Obi a bullet proof
BMW to protect him from losing next time.

*Sanusi Lamido Sanusi set to print 5000 naira
notes with MIKEL OBI's picture on it.

*PATIENCE JONATHAN congratulates Mikel Obi '
if you wanna hear speech ? Hmmmmm dat na
private talk not for public consumption for
mama peace knows how to get me very quick(Remember that social network bill? I'm afraid to be incarcerated)

*Sahara reports (premium times) ! Breaking
news Mikel Obi's CV contains Jos as place of
birth , but Mikel wrote Nigerian as
country of birth on his wikipedia page. Lol....

*Fashola suggests for Mikel Obi's evacuation.

*Sanusi Lamido Sanusi wrote that Mikel Obi's name was missing and that's the reason why he didn't win the award.

*Fashola apolgized for Mikel Obi's evacuation.

*PDP gave Mike Obi N200,000.

*Adams Oshiomole apologozed to Mikel Obi and gave him N2 milion, called him for a mean in Edo State goverment house.

*National Assembly members defects to APC because of PDP's failure to support Mikel Obi in winning the award.

*G7 governors accuses GEJ for his failure to negotiate with CAF.

Good morning people!
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