A man comes home from work, sits in his lazyboy in front of the TV and rudely tells his wife, 'Gimme a beer before it starts.'

She gives him his beer.

About 15 minutes later, he says again, 'Gimme a beer before it starts.'

She does.

A few minutes later, he asks again for a beer.

The wife says, 'Don't you think you're drinking too much beer? It hasn't been half an hour that you got here and you've already had two beers. I'm getting fed up with this.'

The husband looks up and mumbles, 'Now it starts.'

I do not get the JOKE!!!

sam so u wan talk say u laff wen u read this joke abi

SAM,wetin dey start?maybe if you tell us,we go laugh

Before it starts. . . .
The man wants to drink enough before the wife starts complaining

So give him a beer before the fight starts

folahann:

Before it starts. . . .
The man wants to drink enough before the wife starts complaining

So give him a beer before the fight starts

thanks fr the explanation.

definitely he knows the wife was gonna complain about the beer.

its good atimes to crack your brain before you understand some advanced jokes.

There are some jokes too that i don't easily get just like that

I would have to read over and over to crack those diplomatic jokes

i tot jokes were suppose to be funny

i just don't see the humor in this one husband wants to drink enough before the wife starts to complain   

if u dont have humour then the joke forum aint 4 u

nice one

I want to make a comment b4 it starts . 9ce jock but brain cracking . lol

Sorry Sam, but you have to tickkle me for me to laugh.

@poster
nice one

I guess that was funny

Sam, i hope this is not one of the jokes u want to deliver in Holland?
i'm afraid u will see urself in Nigeria in the next few hours

can someone tell me whats been going on here before it starts



hi sammy

lolito

thumbs up sammie, keep am rowln in

heyy tyty omo dada where have u been

was in beinjgin, preparing for this ongoin olympic o
hw u dey

ive been good and up doing

so wat medal was awarded to u

@clem
sure gold medal in bla bla blaing

Cayon:

Sorry Sam, but you have to tickkle me for me to laugh.

tickles cayon

sam don dey flirt sha

@jaymobb;
bros, na wa for you-o, 3 times, same posts! na by force say make you laff? if you no find any humor inside am, check outside,

lol

newdeal:

@jaymobb;
bros, na wa for you-o, 3 times, same posts! na by force say make you laff? if you no find any humor inside am, check outside,

for what

una must tel me why una think say this joke funny

people wey think say this joke funny dey fear SAM MILLA becos hes d moderator.
*dancing and singing, dry dry dry joke e no realm*

@ chioya,
i am not gonna explain this joke to you.
crack your brain , you will surely get it.

what if the brain is already cracked