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Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 12:00pm On Aug 17, 2008
Nope not little mermaid. Its called Kokolet mermaid. grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 1:50pm On Aug 17, 2008
in nigerian, mermaids are taken as witches, so u are a witch ba?
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 2:06pm On Aug 17, 2008
BLOOD OF JESUUS!!

MAMAMAMAMAMAMBBAAAPPAAAANANANAMAMAMA

AMEN!!!!
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 2:13pm On Aug 17, 2008
my broda calm down now

wey d winch dey grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 2:19pm On Aug 17, 2008
ask tufe and gabrywylwinch
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 2:23pm On Aug 17, 2008
@jaymobb

nah gab na. she boldly claim am sef.

make we start prayer thread session for am oh cheesy

@oye

why u dey involve ma name na. u don hear where man no winch againhuh
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 2:24pm On Aug 17, 2008
You guys are jelous just cause I am a kokolet mermaid sha. . .  grin


tufe,
WITCH IS WITCH AND MERMAID IS MERMAID. Two seoerate different things.

As for me I am none of the two. I am a kokolet mermaid./  grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 2:29pm On Aug 17, 2008
under the sea,

under the sea

down here is better, down here is wetter take it from me





common sing along with me if u know the song
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Nobody: 2:32pm On Aug 17, 2008
this madness don dey spread ohh
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 2:37pm On Aug 17, 2008
na small small na
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by magentam(f): 2:37pm On Aug 17, 2008
under the sea woyo!

Under the sea where it is better

Take it from meeeeeeeeeee!

Eh! Ehhh! Ehhh!!!! Under the sea!

Kimon! Kimon!! Kimon!!! grin grin grin grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 2:43pm On Aug 17, 2008
The seaweed is always greener
In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?

Under the sea
Under the sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Out in the sun they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Under the sea

Down here all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate

Under the sea
Under the sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Under the sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Under the sea
Under the sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Under the sea

The newt play the flute
The carp play the harp
The plaice play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
The bass play the brass
The chub play the tub
The fluke is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The ray he can play
The lings on the strings
The trout rockin' out
The blackfish she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow

Under the sea
Under the sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Under the sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Under the sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
Under the water
Ya we in luck here
Down in the muck here
Under the sea

THERE! PROBLEM SOLVED grin grin grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by chibaby5(f): 2:55pm On Aug 17, 2008
@ogorluv

well dont u think u should lemmi answer yo questions first b4 u jump in2 conclusionshuhhuhhuhhuh
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 3:25pm On Aug 17, 2008
whatever
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by chibaby5(f): 3:27pm On Aug 17, 2008
tufe:
whatever
huhhuh??
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 3:46pm On Aug 17, 2008
talk now
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 4:01pm On Aug 17, 2008
@chi

wrong post.

but u fit still to talk sha oh
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 4:02pm On Aug 17, 2008
HAHAH! You be old man  grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 4:32pm On Aug 17, 2008
meaninghuh
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by chibaby5(f): 4:35pm On Aug 17, 2008
tufe:
@chi

wrong post.

but u fit still to talk sha oh
lol kwl cheesy cheesy kiss
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 4:45pm On Aug 17, 2008
tufe:
meaninghuh
uhm, . . . nevermin. lipsrsealed undecided
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 4:45pm On Aug 17, 2008
@chi

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

**jumps and catches the kiss mid air then floats all the way down**

i have been touched by an angel wink
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 4:52pm On Aug 17, 2008
*falls hard and hits his head on the ground*

ynash go kill u one day
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 4:54pm On Aug 17, 2008
tufe:
@chi

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

**jumps and catches the kiss mid air then floats all the way down**

i have been touched by an angel wink
HJAHA! I can imagine ohhh. . . like a looser ohh. . . grin

jaymobb:
*falls hard and hits his head on the ground*

ynash go kill u one day
You must have gotten a gigantor head by now
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 4:59pm On Aug 17, 2008
see beef oh. omo na wa oh
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by Gabry(f): 5:10pm On Aug 17, 2008
grin grin grin
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 5:19pm On Aug 17, 2008
this tufe sef, abeg make poverty no kill u so na bicos of u see cmon beef 4 my plate na im u dey shout like kraze man
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by tufe(m): 5:27pm On Aug 17, 2008
e be like say i have been kind to you since.

oya abeg come return the shoe wey ui borrow u to go that interview wey u no even make
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by jaymobb(m): 5:38pm On Aug 17, 2008
see this yeye boy o abi u don forget say u use the shoe offset debt wey u dey owe me

and remember say u neva pay me for dat orkirika boxer
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by chibaby5(f): 7:48pm On Aug 17, 2008
jaymobb:
*falls hard and hits his head on the ground*

ynash go kill u one day
r u jealous i dint give u a kiss ehhhhuhhuh? grin grin cheesy

@tufe

dnt mind him jareeh kiss kiss
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by studio43(m): 7:57pm On Aug 17, 2008
hhmmm
Re: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! by chibaby5(f): 7:58pm On Aug 17, 2008
studio43:
hhmmm
n wat u hhmmming abwthuhhuh??lol. ya want a kiss aswellhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh grin grin grin grin grin cheesy
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